Riverland Cricket

[Baron Greenback]

Don't you dare go play for Loxton RB!
I thought you were more loyal than that!

[silicone skyline]

Aw, come on CN. What's your damage?

[Ron Burgundy]

CN like i said if i was just going to play one dayers id play in loxton, but 2 dayers id keep playing down here or at Renmark. im keen to play a bit of cricket but im going to be doing a shite load of km a week so ill see how it goes.

is there a min amount of games to qualify for finals??

[silicone skyline]

You don't want to go to Renmark RB.

They have male supporters donning nothing but black G-strings flocking onto the field.

Unless you're into that ...

[Ron Burgundy]

Campo is an animal!!

[Dogwatcher]

HIs back is rooted. Probably couldn't bend over for Freddy Mercury.

And, your back being healthy and all, you would?

[silicone skyline]

I'm glad my back is rooted too

[Not Scared]

I don't know who you are RB, but play for Berri. That is the place to be. I think it is 3 games to qualify.

Was that a mistake in the paper today CN, where it said that Monash play Waikerie in the one day final? I thought we were half a game ahead of Waikerie.

[Ron Burgundy]

Berri?? you cant be serious!!

Whos there these days, doc, charlie, fridgy, peltz?? did reynolds end up getting out there??

[silicone skyline]

No Reynolds, but the four you mentioned plus Doug Stewart all make regular appearances

[Dogwatcher]

They wheel 'em out of the nursing home each week.
You should see how angry Fridgey gets if the ride to the ground's too bumpy

[silicone skyline]

Fridgey has actually been bowling a lot more overs lately.

Seems he's been re-gassed.

Also hitting the ball alot crisper.

[Ron Burgundy]

Fridgy is a good laugh when he is angry.

And we used to joke about the berri guys in the wheelchair nearly 10 years ago. they just keep on rolling.

[Dogwatcher]

Sure do. Time hasn't caught up yet.

I used to love batting when Fridgey was angry.
He used to fire up and knowing that I'd be having a beer with him later that day made his anger seem funny to me.

[Not Scared]

Yeah, they have been going a while. I think the premiership count is something like this:
Doug- 15
Doc- 14
Charlie- 14
Fridgy and Peltz are around the 8 mark I reckon.

I notice that the person who is still playing isn't willing to bag Fridgy. I wonder why that is?

[silicone skyline]

Ooohhh, yeah, shakin in my boots.

[Dogwatcher]

Ohhhh Saf, don't be so precious mate.
It's nothing that hasn't been said on the field.
The boys all take it with a grin, knowing they've won so many flags (they don't need to remind people of how many they've won).

I've had plenty of fun over the years playing against those blokes and I'm sure they've had the same knocking over my castle.

[silicone skyline]

I fear Dougie Stewart.

That's serious.

[Not Scared]

Ohhhh Saf, don't be so precious mate.
It's nothing that hasn't been said on the field.
The boys all take it with a grin, knowing they've won so many flags (they don't need to remind people of how many they've won).

I've had plenty of fun over the years playing against those blokes and I'm sure they've had the same knocking over my castle.

That comment was said in jest DW, pointing out that Fridgy plays better when he is fired up, as do most those other guys. And yes, it all stays on the field. The list of flags was written there as an interesting statistic, proving that they are old as you guys were saying. Maybe you are the one getting a bit precious.

It is Monash vs Berri in the one day final. The Pioneer was incorrect this morning. Had me worried for a bit there though.

[silicone skyline]

Would be funny if Waikerie rocked up in their whites.