Which clubs has the best and worst songs?

[whufc]

Elizabeth Grove Soccer Club (Peckers)

We smoke drugs, we suck piss eighteen yard box we dont miss
we are the green and the gold.

When we score the crowd will roar then will bang in fifteen more
we are the green and the gold.

When we lose we just cruise, smash some heads and then abuse
we are the green and the gold.

This is the end of our club song so pack your bags and have a bong
we are the green and the gold.

[The Dark Knight]

Elizabeth Grove Soccer Club (Peckers)

We smoke drugs, we suck piss eighteen yard box we dont miss
we are the green and the gold.

When we score the crowd will roar then will bang in fifteen more
we are the green and the gold.

When we lose we just cruise, smash some heads and then abuse
we are the green and the gold.

This is the end of our club song so back your bags and have a bong
we are the green and the gold.

That is a shocker

[85 WAS A GOOD YEAR]

Elizabeth Grove Soccer Club (Peckers)

We smoke drugs, we suck piss eighteen yard box we dont miss
we are the green and the gold.

When we score the crowd will roar then will bang in fifteen more
we are the green and the gold.

When we lose we just cruise, smash some heads and then abuse
we are the green and the gold.

This is the end of our club song so back your bags and have a bong
we are the green and the gold.

Obviously don't have any junior teams who have to to sing it

That is a shocker

[doggone]

United Yeelanna in Great Flinders have an interesting one

Rick Rick Rickerty Rick
oodnada oodnada ahh
i i ickerty i ikerty ickerty i
oodnadatta parramatta
Blue and Gold thats wat matters
were the boys that make 'em scatter
United Yeelanna we are we are

[Vaughan]

THE BRIDGEWATER BOYS ARE HAPPY.
THE BRIDGEWATER BOYS ARE FREE.
THE BRIDGEWATER BOYS ARE HAPPY.
WE'RE ALWAYS ON A SPREE.
WE NEVER EVER ARGUE- BULLSH*T
WE NEVER DISAGREE - BULLSH*T
AND IF YOU SEE ME IN THE STREET.
COME AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME!

and our juniors sing it with pride also.
RAIDERS till I DIE!!!
V.

[aceman]

We're a jolly mob of fellas
each and everyone's a star
If we're not at football
You'll find us at the bar
And if you care to join us
You'll find that we're alright
then you will be a member
Of the red,the blue & white
Now auld acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the red,white & blue
Who let the rams out ooh,ooh ooh, ooh

[Strawb]

Geelong needs to bring back the second Verse.
We are Geelong, The greatest team of all
We are Geelong, We're always on the ball
We play the game as it should be played
At Home or Far away
Our Banners Flying High From dawn to Dark
Down At Kardina Park.

So Stand Up and fight
Remember our traditions
Stand Up and fight
It's always our ambition
Through out the game we fight with all our might
Because we're the might blue and white
and when the ball is bounced to the final Bell
Stand up and fight like HELL.

[trev]

When I played for Eastern Rangers in the Hills 1991 to 1997


AND THE CROWD ROARED!
(roar roar)
AND THE CROWD CHEERED!
(cheer cheer)
AND THE CROWD SHOWED SIGNS OF DISSAPOINTMENT
(oh sh*t!)

Followed by (to the tune of up there cazaly)

We are the Rangers
Steadfast and true
We'll sing forever
This song for you.
Standing for glory
We'll play the game
We are the Rangers
Remember the name
Reeememmmmmmberrrrrrr The name!

Believe it or not the club actually won award for best original song!

[limb]

There's a club in the Victorian Amatuer League called Eltham Old Collegians who are the Turtles. They sing the famous Richmond song, Tigerland but they sing "Turtleland" instead of "Tigerland". The funniest part is instead of singing "we are from tiger.. YELLOW AND BLACK.. we are from tigerland" they sing "we are from turtle.. SHELLS ON OUR BACK.. we are from turtleland"

[Shirtfront]

There's a club in the Victorian Amatuer League called Eltham Old Collegians who are the Turtles. They sing the famous Richmond song, Tigerland but they sing "Turtleland" instead of "Tigerland". The funniest part is instead of singing "we are from tiger.. YELLOW AND BLACK.. we are from tigerland" they sing "we are from turtle.. SHELLS ON OUR BACK.. we are from turtleland"

CLASSIC

[The Dark Knight]

There's a club in the Victorian Amatuer League called Eltham Old Collegians who are the Turtles. They sing the famous Richmond song, Tigerland but they sing "Turtleland" instead of "Tigerland". The funniest part is instead of singing "we are from tiger.. YELLOW AND BLACK.. we are from tigerland" they sing "we are from turtle.. SHELLS ON OUR BACK.. we are from turtleland"

Thats Gold

[X Runna]

Carlton's is great, love Richmond's, Essendon's is good, St Kilda's was fantastic before they modernised it.

Fitzroy's in SAAFL is an original written by their first coach as an amalgamated club (Graham Hibbard) back in the mid 80's. Assuming they still use it, it's a beauty..........

[The Dark Knight]

Fitzroy's in SAAFL is an original written by their first coach as an amalgamated club (Graham Hibbard) back in the mid 80's. Assuming they still use it, it's a beauty..........

If thats the one they still have, yeah it is a good one.

[lebron]

There's a club in the Victorian Amatuer League called Eltham Old Collegians who are the Turtles. They sing the famous Richmond song, Tigerland but they sing "Turtleland" instead of "Tigerland". The funniest part is instead of singing "we are from tiger.. YELLOW AND BLACK.. we are from tigerland" they sing "we are from turtle.. SHELLS ON OUR BACK.. we are from turtleland"

That wins! Stop the debate, it wins by a mile! It took me fifteen minutes to write this I've been laughing so much!

[Phantom Gossiper]

Central Districts Rugby League Club..

Whose that man with the big red nose
who ah who ah ah
The harder he hits the bigger it grows
who ah who ah ah
Watch out for that swinging elbow
who ah who ah ah
Otherwise he'll break your nose
who ah who ah ah
Who are who are who are we?
Central Districts Rugby league..

.. Pretty retarded if you ask me

[The Dark Knight]

Central Districts Rugby League Club..

Whose that man with the big red nose
who ah who ah ah
The harder he hits the bigger it grows
who ah who ah ah
Watch out for that swinging elbow
who ah who ah ah
Otherwise he'll break your nose
who ah who ah ah
Who are who are who are we?
Central Districts Rugby league..

.. Pretty retarded if you ask me

That is very similar to our old B grade song. The start is the same.

[White Line Fever]

Marion Rams to the tune of Carlton is good.

Daa-da-da-da-da
Daa-da-da-da-da
We are the green and gold.....