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Grenville wrote:Jacinta Ardern reminds me of Mr Ed. Could eat an apple through a fence and constantly licks her lips like Mr Ed when they put peanut butter on his lips to make it look like he was talking. Bar that she speaks well.

She' got four people's worth of teeth, her dentist is on a pretty safe wicket.

Magellan wrote:

Grenville wrote:Jacinta Ardern reminds me of Mr Ed. Could eat an apple through a fence and constantly licks her lips like Mr Ed when they put peanut butter on his lips to make it look like he was talking. Bar that she speaks well.

She' got four people's worth of teeth, her dentist is on a pretty safe wicket.

Her dentist will be able to retire early that's for sure.

Angela Merkel's back in, needs to find a coalition party to join her though. The Social Democrats have told her to shove it so she might need to rely on a far right party.

Grenville wrote:

Magellan wrote:

Grenville wrote:Jacinta Ardern reminds me of Mr Ed. Could eat an apple through a fence and constantly licks her lips like Mr Ed when they put peanut butter on his lips to make it look like he was talking. Bar that she speaks well.

She' got four people's worth of teeth, her dentist is on a pretty safe wicket.

Her dentist will be able to retire early that's for sure.

And he's now the dentist of New Zealand's prime minister.

http://www.theage.com.au/world/new-zealand-has-a-new-government-and-its-a-labour-coalition-20171019-gz4dow.html

What is the attraction with big gob female politicians over there

So Prime Minister Phar Lap did get in, shall be interesting times over the ditch.

The two of you forgot to mention how big her bum looked too

Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on

I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Oprah Winfrey's queef as my only air supply just to have a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial up internet connection

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on

Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten

Jimmy_041 wrote:

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on

Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten

I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.

Grenville wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on

Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten

I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.

And you should see his teeth.

Magellan wrote:

Grenville wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on

Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten

I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.

And you should see his teeth.

Indeed, he reminds me of Doris from A Country Practice. And not for just the teeth.

Q. wrote:

morell wrote:Exactly Gozu.

Amazing that it's only female leaders that cop copious amounts of abuse about their appearance.

Knowing the average demographic of safooty and what they look like, I'd suggest most of the above posters would crawl through a mile of glass to smell the chair she farted on

I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Oprah Winfrey's queef as my only air supply just to have a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial up internet connection

Nice try

We all know you’d do that for a $1 bet

Grenville wrote:

Magellan wrote:

Grenville wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:Oh, I say much worse about Bill Shitten

I have said far, far worse about Gentleman Jack Snelling.

And you should see his teeth.

Indeed, he reminds me of Doris from A Country Practice. And not for just the teeth.

And his cheap English shirts with a collar two points undersized so his fat head is permanently red
Not as funny as the dashing Greek in full RMW uniform though.



Morelli and Gozu teaming up on the moral crusade
The end of the world is nigh.....

High Court ruling Boom!

Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/

Jimmy_041 wrote:Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/

I'd rather stick a toothpick under my big toenail and stub it against a wall

Jimmy_041 wrote:Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/

Nah, I only like his stuff when he was with Otis.

Q. wrote:

Jimmy_041 wrote:Anyone going to see Milo?

https://www.milolive.com.au/

I'd rather stick a toothpick under my big toenail and stub it against a wall

As above

Nice try

We all know you’d do that for a $1 bet