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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby carey » Tue May 27, 2014 12:03 pm

Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself :oops: went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby heater31 » Tue May 27, 2014 12:04 pm

:lol:
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby bennymacca » Tue May 27, 2014 12:05 pm

Wow

How did you ever show your face in the club again? Haha
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby carey » Tue May 27, 2014 12:06 pm

bennymacca wrote:Wow

How did you ever show your face in the club again? Haha


That night at awards I got a huge Adult size Nappy and some huge laughs.......
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Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby bennymacca » Tue May 27, 2014 12:06 pm

Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby carey » Tue May 27, 2014 12:07 pm

Still cop a fair bit about it now. More so that it happened twice!
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby carey » Tue May 27, 2014 12:07 pm

bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?


More of a mustard :lol:
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby Failed Creation » Tue May 27, 2014 12:11 pm

carey wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?


More of a mustard :lol:


With the texture of Hot English? or Dijon? :lol:
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby carey » Tue May 27, 2014 12:14 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
carey wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?


More of a mustard :lol:


With the texture of Hot English? or Dijon? :lol:


The texture of water!
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue May 27, 2014 12:19 pm

seen a bloke break his leg and since he was too heavy to carry off in a stretcher they had to get a ute...

Also pretty much everytime i played at unley oval (kingswood oval) it was wet... So when i went out there one saturday i was pretty hapy about it. However when we were about to run out after the half time break, the automatic sprinklers came on! So the second half was played on a pretty soggy oval...

obviously no way near as funny as carey's story... :lol:
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby Executive Member » Tue May 27, 2014 12:19 pm

HH3 wrote:
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The new send off rule just introduced and a player from Brahma Lodge bench run on as player got sent off
As Salisbury West called for the count, Brahma Lodge players scattered everywhere
By the time the players lined up and a count done Brahma Lodge only had 14 players on the ground, blokes hid in cars with one car taking off down the road with a player in it
Funnily enough once the game started Brahma Lodge had the full compliment back on the field


You sure someone didnt yell "COPS!!!!"...?


If that was the case there wouldve been 0 players from both sides on the park
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby Failed Creation » Tue May 27, 2014 12:38 pm

carey wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
carey wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?


More of a mustard :lol:


With the texture of Hot English? or Dijon? :lol:


The texture of water!


Hahahaha, surely this should be on "The Things That Give You The Shits" thread?

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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby Booney » Thu May 29, 2014 9:45 am

carey wrote:Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself :oops: went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

Our runner thought it was the funniest thing his ever seen


Slightly off topic....but in a similar thread.

Playing cricket with some very,very hung over blokes against Broadview at Hampsted High IIRC, one of our blokes at slip is grizzling that he needs to take a dump and drinks is several overs away. Things started to get a bit "giggly" with fielders, batsmen and umpires all aware of the situation.

"Uh oh" the bloke cries, he's shat himself. Everyone on the field bursts into laughter as he limps off the field....but, one of the blokes who had been on the sauce with him the night before literally laughs so hard he too shits himself!

The "Brown Diamond" club was born. :lol:
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby bennymacca » Thu May 29, 2014 10:30 am

Haha that's awesome.

No effing way I would wait till drinks. They can just field a player short! Would be different if you were batting though haha
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby carey » Thu May 29, 2014 10:31 am

carey wrote:Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself :oops: went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

Our runner thought it was the funniest thing his ever seen



I've had 3 PM's asking who it was against for the record it was against Karoonda
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby Useless » Thu May 29, 2014 3:50 pm

Booney wrote:
carey wrote:Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself :oops: went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

Our runner thought it was the funniest thing his ever seen


Slightly off topic....but in a similar thread.

Playing cricket with some very,very hung over blokes against Broadview at Hampsted High IIRC, one of our blokes at slip is grizzling that he needs to take a dump and drinks is several overs away. Things started to get a bit "giggly" with fielders, batsmen and umpires all aware of the situation.

"Uh oh" the bloke cries, he's shat himself. Everyone on the field bursts into laughter as he limps off the field....but, one of the blokes who had been on the sauce with him the night before literally laughs so hard he too shits himself!

The "Brown Diamond" club was born. :lol:


I know a bloke who shit himself playing cricket also. The worst part was he did wait till drinks...... to clean it out he stayed out there keeping with a shit in his pants.
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby westcoastpanther » Thu May 29, 2014 4:59 pm

Chris 'Tractor' Prime shat himself playing for Tasmans in Port Lincoln, apparently it was rotten.
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby HH3 » Thu May 29, 2014 5:00 pm

Can we rename this thread "Who's shat themselves during sporting events"?
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby 200 Killer Wasps » Thu May 29, 2014 5:17 pm

Kane Cornes when Barry Hall made out he was going to hit him.
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Re: Weirdest thing you have seen on a football field

Postby bennymacca » Thu May 29, 2014 5:26 pm

HH3 wrote:Can we rename this thread "Who's shat themselves during sporting events"?


We already have the "things that give you the shits" thread.

Maybe we should just add "sporting field" to that thread instead :)
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