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Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

Our runner thought it was the funniest thing his ever seen

Wow

How did you ever show your face in the club again? Haha

bennymacca wrote:Wow

How did you ever show your face in the club again? Haha

That night at awards I got a huge Adult size Nappy and some huge laughs.......

Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?

Still cop a fair bit about it now. More so that it happened twice!

bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?

More of a mustard

carey wrote:

bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?

More of a mustard

With the texture of Hot English? or Dijon?

Failed Creation wrote:

carey wrote:

bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?

More of a mustard

With the texture of Hot English? or Dijon?

The texture of water!

seen a bloke break his leg and since he was too heavy to carry off in a stretcher they had to get a ute...

Also pretty much everytime i played at unley oval (kingswood oval) it was wet... So when i went out there one saturday i was pretty hapy about it. However when we were about to run out after the half time break, the automatic sprinklers came on! So the second half was played on a pretty soggy oval...

obviously no way near as funny as carey's story...

HH3 wrote:

Executive Member wrote:Back in the old CDFA Days Slaisbury West v Brahma Lodge at Salisbury West
The new send off rule just introduced and a player from Brahma Lodge bench run on as player got sent off
As Salisbury West called for the count, Brahma Lodge players scattered everywhere
By the time the players lined up and a count done Brahma Lodge only had 14 players on the ground, blokes hid in cars with one car taking off down the road with a player in it
Funnily enough once the game started Brahma Lodge had the full compliment back on the field

You sure someone didnt yell "COPS!!!!"...?

If that was the case there wouldve been 0 players from both sides on the park

carey wrote:

Failed Creation wrote:

carey wrote:

bennymacca wrote:Haha. That's gold.

Or is it brown?

More of a mustard

With the texture of Hot English? or Dijon?

The texture of water!

Hahahaha, surely this should be on "The Things That Give You The Shits" thread?

On the field is never a good time for an AGB...

carey wrote:Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

Our runner thought it was the funniest thing his ever seen

Slightly off topic....but in a similar thread.

Playing cricket with some very,very hung over blokes against Broadview at Hampsted High IIRC, one of our blokes at slip is grizzling that he needs to take a dump and drinks is several overs away. Things started to get a bit "giggly" with fielders, batsmen and umpires all aware of the situation.

"Uh oh" the bloke cries, he's shat himself. Everyone on the field bursts into laughter as he limps off the field....but, one of the blokes who had been on the sauce with him the night before literally laughs so hard he too shits himself!

The "Brown Diamond" club was born.

Haha that's awesome.

No effing way I would wait till drinks. They can just field a player short! Would be different if you were batting though haha

carey wrote:Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

Our runner thought it was the funniest thing his ever seen

I've had 3 PM's asking who it was against for the record it was against Karoonda

Booney wrote:

carey wrote:Now some may think this disgusting but this is a dead set story that happened to me whilst playing at Peake about 3 years ago.

I'd had a huge night the night before and wasn't travelling so well so stopped and got some KFC in the morning I got some hot and spicy, KFC had just opened so it was around 10am anyway got to the game drank as much water as I could anyway game starts end of the first term copped a huge tackle and sure enough completely soiled myself went in the change rooms showered put my clean Jocks on and carried on the game only to have the exact same thing happen to me at the start of the 3rd term straight in the change rooms again another wash and finished the game free balling wasn't a great day for me......

Our runner thought it was the funniest thing his ever seen

Slightly off topic....but in a similar thread.

Playing cricket with some very,very hung over blokes against Broadview at Hampsted High IIRC, one of our blokes at slip is grizzling that he needs to take a dump and drinks is several overs away. Things started to get a bit "giggly" with fielders, batsmen and umpires all aware of the situation.

"Uh oh" the bloke cries, he's shat himself. Everyone on the field bursts into laughter as he limps off the field....but, one of the blokes who had been on the sauce with him the night before literally laughs so hard he too shits himself!

The "Brown Diamond" club was born.

I know a bloke who shit himself playing cricket also. The worst part was he did wait till drinks...... to clean it out he stayed out there keeping with a shit in his pants.

Chris 'Tractor' Prime shat himself playing for Tasmans in Port Lincoln, apparently it was rotten.

Can we rename this thread "Who's shat themselves during sporting events"?

Kane Cornes when Barry Hall made out he was going to hit him.

HH3 wrote:Can we rename this thread "Who's shat themselves during sporting events"?

We already have the "things that give you the shits" thread.

Maybe we should just add "sporting field" to that thread instead