oops

[hawkseye]

Some mighty big shoes to fill down there now. Good luck to whoever takes it on and never keep your backed turned for too long or the force might get you.

[Sponge Bob]

I heard he has excepted a movie contract as the next Rambo. He actualy told Sly to pull his head in and retire!
As if anyone would even consider questioning the great man. I believe he used the force on them.

Sorry Hawk but one thing Jeff was good at was his understanding of English. he asked me to correct you with the word "accepted" not excepted. Not even Rambo would make an error like that!

[hawkseye]

Are you sure about Rambo he doesnt speak well?

[Sponge Bob]

Are you sure about Rambo he doesnt speak well?

Not 100% but I doubt he would make a blunder like that. I love your Hawk like humour, keep it up

[hawkseye]

Are you sure about Rambo he doesnt speak well?

Not 100% but I doubt he would make a blunder like that. I love your Hawk like humour, keep it up

Just doing it for the fans

[ouzo666]

Enough of the shennanigans, this is a deadly serious issue. Jeff has announced his resignation as the North Haven Football Club head trainer due to a conflict involving the excessive use of 3 inch tape as opposed to the Jeff endorsed 1 inch tape by the playing group. Crisis meetings failed to make any headway as we all know Jeff is a determined and resolute man.
Jeff has now risked his status as a SAAFL trainer by joining the Indian Premier League as Head Trainer and Head of Security for the Kolkata Knightriders. The Gold jumpsuit was the clincher for Jeff. Channel 10 will be introducing Jeff Cam as soon as possible.

[EB53]

Wonder if you have noticed Ouzo, that Rupert has gone very quiet. Seems that he's seen an opportunity to take over from Jeff, and is willing to bring his own 3 inch tape and hot dog cooker.
stay tuned for further developments.

[Sponge Bob]

Wonder if you have noticed Ouzo, that Rupert has gone very quiet. Seems that he's seen an opportunity to take over from Jeff, and is willing to bring his own 3 inch tape and hot dog cooker.
stay tuned for further developments.

EB, interesting point about Rupert, seems he's been missing for a while. I can only suggest that maybe he & Jeff had a disagreement over something trivial, maybe the size of their respective hotdogs which caused a rift.
I bet he makes a comeback if his original post comes to fruition at the end of the season, meanwhile maybe he's travelling the world

[Nuff Said]

Enough of the shennanigans, this is a deadly serious issue. Jeff has announced his resignation as the North Haven Football Club head trainer due to a conflict involving the excessive use of 3 inch tape as opposed to the Jeff endorsed 1 inch tape by the playing group. Crisis meetings failed to make any headway as we all know Jeff is a determined and resolute man.
Jeff has now risked his status as a SAAFL trainer by joining the Indian Premier League as Head Trainer and Head of Security for the Kolkata Knightriders. The Gold jumpsuit was the clincher for Jeff. Channel 10 will be introducing Jeff Cam as soon as possible.

A very very sad day down at North Haven, the great man and the club have parted ways. Apparently a few of the boys were beginnig to take the magic of Jeff's hands for granted and forgot that there is a heart that drives those magnificent hands.
Boys its not hard to say please and thankyou is it.
A man of his stature deserves so much more gratitude than he received.
I would expect a very flat North Haven team on saturday, still morning the loss and I seriously doubt whether they can recover from this.
I would like to wish the great man all the best in his next adventure and where ever he goes please fully embrace the magic that is Jeff and don't take him for granted, because you truly do not realise what you have until you lose it.
Long live the legend.

[ouzo666]

Latest Jeff update: After some soul searching Jeff found that he still had a desire to be head trainer at North Haven Football Club and returned for Thursday's training and Saturday's game. There is a downside unfortunately Jeff had to choose between the club and beryl and he told that she couldn't stop him from facing his destiny and left her. Jeff is a lone wolf, Beryl knewthis all along.

[old moz]

captain, first time i 've read thru this post. your replies on the 'ovies' do not seem cryptic anymore. this is a good post .shows that footy people ,while taking their footy seriously, like a good laugh & 'piss take' just as much. still miss rupert's comments.

[Brock Landers]

Latest Jeff update: After some soul searching Jeff found that he still had a desire to be head trainer at North Haven Football Club and returned for Thursday's training and Saturday's game. There is a downside unfortunately Jeff had to choose between the club and beryl and he told that she couldn't stop him from facing his destiny and left her. Jeff is a lone wolf, Beryl knewthis all along.

Is Jeff on the prowl for a preferred hot dog supplier or will he shop around so he can get value for inch?

[LMA]

Nth Haven being such an innovative club, always keeping up with current issues in our society such as global warming, the freeing of Tibet, Luxury car tax and when the f##k sally is gonna leave Home & Away have decided to do our bit for the environment by recycling all the 3 inch tape and bandages used by the great man himself. What to do with all these waste we asked ? what better way than to honour the legendary trainer Jeff than to immortalise him by creating a paper mache, makybe diva like statue made of the products the man so much loves.

Expect this masterpiece of Jeff erected on top of the coaches box overlooking the field in concern for his troops to be unveiled in the latter half of the season. Stay tuned

[Sponge Bob]

Nth Haven being such an innovative club, always keeping up with current issues in our society such as global warming, the freeing of Tibet, Luxury car tax and when the f##k sally is gonna leave Home & Away have decided to do our bit for the environment by recycling all the 3 inch tape and bandages used by the great man himself. What to do with all these waste we asked ? what better way than to honour the legendary trainer Jeff than to immortalise him by creating a paper mache, makybe diva like statue made of the products the man so much loves.

Expect this masterpiece of Jeff erected on top of the coaches box overlooking the field in concern for his troops to be unveiled in the latter half of the season. Stay tuned

Hot off the press and direct from Tibet. Jeff reckons the only erection he is likely to ever get is similar to an over heated hotdog carefully presented in a fresh bread roll and caressed by the loving hands of Beryll. It appears he is pining for her and when he returns, look out. Meanwhile, the mountain goats are copping a fair hiding I believe to keep him in practice.

[hawkseye]

I saw the great man yesterday. He wasnt in a Mankini though much to FC's dissapointment im sure. Didnt have the oppurtunity to exchange Gdays though as he was surrounded by some female companions.

[bucketts]

hearing jeffrey is in hospital,getting some length added to his hotdog (trying to win beryl back)

[Sponge Bob]

hearing jeffrey is in hospital,getting some length added to his hotdog (trying to win beryl back)

Not true, had an operation on the "dog" as a result of frostbite he copped whilst in Tibet, he reckons it was colder on those mountains that it is in Beryll's, who are we to argue on that point????

[EB53]

Heard reports, that Jeff went to Ovingham during the week to give Bubbula some much needed English lessons. Thought it would stop Captain Cordial taking the red biro to him. But isn't that just Jeff, heping out where help is most needed.

[EB53]

I need one myself!

[old moz]

I need one myself!

that's right EB, there's no-one there to ' hep to it' when you need help.