John Smith

[hawkseye]

This bloke is absolute gun. I remember seeing play but not sure which club, but he kicked 3 reverse torps 85 out on the boundary through the goals. He takes big grabs like he has super glue on and his ability to avade the opposition is like noone you have seen before. I seriously think the AFL scouts of this world should chase him up start bidding for him right now he makes all the Abletts look silly. Idont have a picture of him put on here but Im sure my words are enough. If anyone as anymore info on him can please whack it on here because he is a star in the making. There is no doubt about it.

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Is he as good as Vinnie?..........that is the question!!

[Lightning McQueen]

He captained the SAAFL Under 23 team last year, he was only 11 years old.

[Brock Landers]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

[hawkseye]

[Footy Chick]

:oops:

Saw that comin from a mile away.. I was going to put my 2c worth in and add that I thought that Joe Bloggs was a better footballer.

John Smith is the new Jeff!

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He knocked up his missus when he was 7

This kid has potential!!

[amber_fluid]

:oops:

Saw that comin from a mile away.. I was going to put my 2c worth in and add that I thought that Joe Bloggs was a better footballer.

John Smith is the new Jeff!

FC there is only one JEFF!!!

[Lightning McQueen]

His full name is John Vincent Jeff Smith

[hawkseye]

:oops:

Saw that comin from a mile away.. I was going to put my 2c worth in and add that I thought that Joe Bloggs was a better footballer.

John Smith is the new Jeff!

FC there is only one JEFF!!!

Is John Smith a product of Jeff?

[Swooper16]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.

[hawkseye]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.

Thats a fair effort because John senior played when he was 3

[amber_fluid]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.

if he knocked up his missus when he was 7 and he played SAAFL u23's last year at 11, doesn't that make Jnr 4 nearly 5?

[Lightning McQueen]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.

if he knocked up his missus when he was 7 and he played SAAFL u23's last year at 11, doesn't that make Jnr 4 nearly 5?

JJ Jnr is his 2nd kid you idiot, how did you not know that?

[hawkseye]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.

if he knocked up his missus when he was 7 and he played SAAFL u23's last year at 11, doesn't that make Jnr 4 nearly 5?

I just want to step in here Mods, hope thats ok? There will be no mathematics on this thread

[Footy Chick]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.

if he knocked up his missus when he was 7 and he played SAAFL u23's last year at 11, doesn't that make Jnr 4 nearly 5?

I just want to step in here Mods, hope thats ok? There will be no mathematics on this thread

Fair call, play on

[Scouser]

I hear he knocks up Pocahontus in the end...








** what?

[amber_fluid]

He knocked up his missus when he was 7

Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.

if he knocked up his missus when he was 7 and he played SAAFL u23's last year at 11, doesn't that make Jnr 4 nearly 5?

JJ Jnr is his 2nd kid you idiot, how did you not know that?

I assumed(which of course you should never do) that John Snr learnt his lesson from his first child and was waiting for a more appropriate time to have Jnr number 2.

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Have you seen John Smith Jnr (JJ) play?? 2 years old and already playing Teal cup.[/quote]

if he knocked up his missus when he was 7 and he played SAAFL u23's last year at 11, doesn't that make Jnr 4 nearly 5? [/quote]
I just want to step in here Mods, hope thats ok? There will be no mathematics on this thread [/quote]

Fair call, play on [/quote]

Sorry bout that............won't happen again!!

[hawkseye]

I think there is a daughter he pays maintenance for who is a star netballer