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SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Footy Chick » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:55 pm
I'm lost.. Why am I the grim reaper?
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Jimmy_041 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:14 pm
OK the thought of Shrek calling me a pussy has strengthened my heart muscle"
Mrs Jimmy and I went to the pictures in Hindley Street one night.
We parked off North Tce
When we were walking back down a laneway to the car, there was a bag lady sitting on a step opposite the carpark necking a flagon of something.
As we came out of the carpark, the headlights were straight on her – she wasn’t wearing anything under the dress and everything was on show
Mrs Jimmy: “Aw shit, why isn’t she wearing any knickers”
Jimmy “Keeps the flies off the flagon”
Mrs Jimmy was silent and Jimmy slept in the doghouse
Mrs Jimmy and I went to the pictures in Hindley Street one night.
We parked off North Tce
When we were walking back down a laneway to the car, there was a bag lady sitting on a step opposite the carpark necking a flagon of something.
As we came out of the carpark, the headlights were straight on her – she wasn’t wearing anything under the dress and everything was on show
Mrs Jimmy: “Aw shit, why isn’t she wearing any knickers”
Jimmy “Keeps the flies off the flagon”
Mrs Jimmy was silent and Jimmy slept in the doghouse
dedja: Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by The Big Shrek » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:25 pm
Ha ha ha, good one Jimmy. I don't think she is worthy to be your wife if she doesn't appreciate good humour like that!
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Jimmy_041 » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:46 pm
O-oh -
dedja: Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Felch » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:03 pm
Haha, that is a good story Jimmy.
See, FC is a reasonable person, with a good sense of humour...
I don't know what you were worried about...
See, FC is a reasonable person, with a good sense of humour...
I don't know what you were worried about...
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Lightning McQueen » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:09 pm
Here Here Jimmy, I'm proud of you, you wrote that the nicest way possible. I'm still laughing at LK's "flickin her bean", pure gold.
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by hawkseye » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:10 pm
Yep thats funny.
Thats what im talkin aboooouuuut!!!!!!
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by LaughingKookaburra » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:24 pm
Boys you have been living under a rock. Some or the garbage that comes out of my mouth gets alot of laughs. Pure crap though, thats what you learn growing up in the Southern Suburbs, I think Ryan Fitzgerald is proof of that
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by The Bartman » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:37 pm
S Demon wrote:The Bartman wrote:S Demon wrote:I think we've got Lockleys and Golden Grove lined up at this stage
If you were at training you would know for sure!
Let's see how relevant training becomes to you when your little one comes along
Yeah I know champ, just stirring!
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Scout » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:46 pm
good to see the posts are becoming more and more relevant to footy...
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Lance's brother » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:17 pm
Scout wrote:good to see the posts are becoming more and more relevant to footy...
Well lucky you're hear to let us know what we're doing wrong, like a true over-opinionated spectator that hasn't played the game in years.
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by LaughingKookaburra » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:27 pm
Scout wrote:good to see the posts are becoming more and more relevant to footy...
Good to see you are creating great topics to discuss......
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Scorpion » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:37 pm
Ha ha ha - keep up all this non-footy banter and I might even start getting interested again!!
Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Footy Chick » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:40 pm
Yeah thanks for encouraging them Scorp...
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by S Demon » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:09 pm
Lance's brother wrote:Scout wrote:good to see the posts are becoming more and more relevant to footy...
Well lucky you're hear to let us know what we're doing wrong, like a true over-opinionated spectator that hasn't played the game in years.
Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by zedman » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:55 am
S Demon wrote:Lance's brother wrote:Scout wrote:good to see the posts are becoming more and more relevant to footy...
Well lucky you're hear to let us know what we're doing wrong, like a true over-opinionated spectator that hasn't played the game in years.
thirded?
Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Gator-Aid » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:58 am
zedman wrote:S Demon wrote:Lance's brother wrote:Scout wrote:good to see the posts are becoming more and more relevant to footy...
Well lucky you're hear to let us know what we're doing wrong, like a true over-opinionated spectator that hasn't played the game in years.
thirded?
Zed, you having trouble sleeping too?????
Now that is just plain dumb, don't you think?
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by Bluedemon » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:20 am
How has people been going with there training this week with all the heat.
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Re: SAAFL Div 5 & 5R (2009)
by zedman » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:49 am
Gator-Aid wrote:
Zed, you having trouble sleeping too?????
one day if your lucky, your b4lls will drop, and you will realise there are other uses for that appendage between your legs... which can result in babies..babies dont sleep in..ever..get the picture?
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