12 Match Life Bans

[Footy Chick]

Thats grose!

[piccachu]

Pi55ing your self in a waste of time i have upgraded to sh!tt!ng myself saves coccyc bone damage when you fall heavily.

[The Big Shrek]

yes a few hundred
PAOC chagerooms are 100m away from the oval
plus warming up on the far end of the oval
if a oval is 180m add the 100 to the change room
gives you 380m to take a pee, thats in the portland case anyway
would take at least 4 mins to get there and back, thats a fair chunk of warm up if the coach ahs been chatting for a while
and in the case of quarter or three quarter time, basicly the whole time!!

and on the pee on the oval thing
bet you a dog has pissed and s***t on the oval aswell so its the same really!!

in fistys case it would take him about 15 20 mins

i just wear skins and piss my pants
acts as a warming device on a cold day aswell

i would advise all people with hammy problems do it, helps keep them warm!!

What effect does this have on chaffing Fisty?

[Lightning McQueen]

If I'm going on a long journey, I tell my kids to have a wee before we leave, surprisingly, they don't need to go for a while after that.

I have no objections to people going behind a tree or something like that, but pissing on the oval is unhygenic and how would you feel getting tackled where someone had taken a leak?

[Iron Fist]

yes a few hundred
PAOC chagerooms are 100m away from the oval
plus warming up on the far end of the oval
if a oval is 180m add the 100 to the change room
gives you 380m to take a pee, thats in the portland case anyway
would take at least 4 mins to get there and back, thats a fair chunk of warm up if the coach ahs been chatting for a while
and in the case of quarter or three quarter time, basicly the whole time!!

and on the pee on the oval thing
bet you a dog has pissed and s***t on the oval aswell so its the same really!!

in fistys case it would take him about 15 20 mins

i just wear skins and piss my pants
acts as a warming device on a cold day aswell

i would advise all people with hammy problems do it, helps keep them warm!!

What effect does this have on chaffing Fisty?

makes chaffing worse
so you need to make a choice shrek
chafe a bit ot tear a hamstring!!!

[Iron Fist]

If I'm going on a long journey, I tell my kids to have a wee before we leave, surprisingly, they don't need to go for a while after that.

I have no objections to people going behind a tree or something like that, but pissing on the oval is unhygenic and how would you feel getting tackled where someone had taken a leak?

thats fair enough!

peeing behind a tree is fine,
if ya do get tackled in the pee you probs wouldnt think it was pee but just a puddle on the oval!!

[Footy Chick]

I love how a thread on life bans has somehow turned into a "where do you pee" thread

[Lightning McQueen]

I love how a thread on life bans has somehow turned into a "where do you pee" thread

Are you jealous that you can't ethically join in.

[amber_fluid]

I love how a thread on life bans has somehow turned into a "where do you pee" thread

we could turn it into a Div 4 thread if you like FC?

[Bluedemon]

I love how a thread on life bans has somehow turned into a "where do you pee" thread

we could turn it into a Div 4 thread if you like FC?

we are taking the piss out of everything.

[zedman]

I love how a thread on life bans has somehow turned into a "where do you pee" thread

Are you jealous that you can't ethically join in.

LOL

and LMAO at TBS using leaves

i have played v paoc..i know where the rooms are..they are not that far away..and what about being prepared..like..maybe..taking a pi55 before you left the room!..sounds revolutionary i know but it does work!

[Footy Chick]

I love how a thread on life bans has somehow turned into a "where do you pee" thread

we could turn it into a Div 4 thread if you like FC?

we are taking the piss out of everything.

Watch out for flying shoes Kookas

[Bluedemon]

I love how a thread on life bans has somehow turned into a "where do you pee" thread

we could turn it into a Div 4 thread if you like FC?

we are taking the piss out of everything.

Watch out for flying shoes Kookas

ouch, damn another shoe is flying by, that had more spin on it than a cameron white delivery.

[turk186]

The part of this rule I dislike is the retrospective aspect..how did they pick how far back to go??..darts at a board??

Its like changeing the drink driving rule today from .05 to .03 and saying that any time in the last 2 years you were tested and found to be over .03 but less than .05 you were now guilty of drunk driving and automatically loose your license and get a heafty fine....just does not seem fair IMO

[Gator-Aid]

The part of this rule I dislike is the retrospective aspect..how did they pick how far back to go??..darts at a board??

Its like changeing the drink driving rule today from .05 to .03 and saying that any time in the last 2 years you were tested and found to be over .03 but less than .05 you were now guilty of drunk driving and automatically loose your license and get a heafty fine....just does not seem fair IMO

There is an answer, don't put yourself in the position by getting reported. After all, if you don't incur the penalty by getting reported, you don't have to worry whether it's retrospective or otherwise.
Simple really!

[stan]

was the report made by everyones favourite umpire? that bloke is a discrace, blatant cheat, rude to players etc

I dont think he umpires anymore mate. But I know the umpire your talking about and you are right.

[Bigshow82]

The part of this rule I dislike is the retrospective aspect..how did they pick how far back to go??..darts at a board??

Its like changeing the drink driving rule today from .05 to .03 and saying that any time in the last 2 years you were tested and found to be over .03 but less than .05 you were now guilty of drunk driving and automatically loose your license and get a heafty fine....just does not seem fair IMO

I couldnt agree more with you turk. I was thinking the same thing. All this about dont put yourself in the position to get reported is all good in theory but accidents happen and as plenty of people has said our judiciary system is not all that consistent.

[turk186]

Wish it was that simple GA but you and I both know that in the real world s##t happens that we have little or no control over!

[Jimmy_041]

I was at that GF too and I am neutral (as you can see from my club) - I only went to see Macca play

It was pretty bad - a bit like North v Westies GF - a lot of sniping and king hits

But, then again, I am only a soft college poofta

[Footy Chick]

I was at that GF too and I am neutral (as you can see from my club) - I only went to see Macca play

It was pretty bad - a bit like North v Westies GF - a lot of sniping and king hits

But, then again, I am only a soft college poofta

As long as you know your place Jimmy

Love your work

the retrospectivness (is that a word?) went from 2005, so if you had been suspended for a period of 12 or more matches from 2005-2007, it was automatic expulsion.