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Stole this one from the country side.....has been an amusing read....

one of our supporters yelled out a beauty to a SMOSH player on the weekend "pretend you are at the mars bar, then you might get a hard ball get"

A young fatter bloke from portland was copping shit all day from the smosh crowd and when he confronted them with his shirt off after the game one of there supporters then remarked "you should be a showgirl with tits like that mate"

We were playing against a side who had a player with only one hand and he threatened to smack one of our guys in the head, to which he replied 'With what?'. Both parties involved had a laugh.

Felch wrote:We were playing against a side who had a player with only one hand and he threatened to smack one of our guys in the head, to which he replied 'With what?'. Both parties involved had a laugh.

possibly the worst sledge i have ever heard in a game. come on mate.

sand_man wrote:

Felch wrote:We were playing against a side who had a player with only one hand and he threatened to smack one of our guys in the head, to which he replied 'With what?'. Both parties involved had a laugh.

possibly the worst sledge i have ever heard in a game. come on mate.

I wouldnt have thought it was the right thing to say either, but the bloke involved had a chuckle, so all good.

Not worse than a spectator running on the field, thats for sure...

Felch wrote:

sand_man wrote:

Felch wrote:We were playing against a side who had a player with only one hand and he threatened to smack one of our guys in the head, to which he replied 'With what?'. Both parties involved had a laugh.

possibly the worst sledge i have ever heard in a game. come on mate.

I wouldnt have thought it was the right thing to say either, but the bloke involved had a chuckle, so all good.

Not worse than a spectator running on the field, thats for sure...

A father defending his son from a champion boxer you mean felch. you quoted him as kostya tszyu

sand_man wrote:

Felch wrote:

sand_man wrote:

Felch wrote:We were playing against a side who had a player with only one hand and he threatened to smack one of our guys in the head, to which he replied 'With what?'. Both parties involved had a laugh.

possibly the worst sledge i have ever heard in a game. come on mate.

I wouldnt have thought it was the right thing to say either, but the bloke involved had a chuckle, so all good.

Not worse than a spectator running on the field, thats for sure...

A father defending his son from a champion boxer you mean felch. you quoted him as kostya tszyu

Aussie Joe Bugner training with us this week, thinking of playing him at CHB...

a few years back playing at PNU in front of their quite hostile balcony, a then young 18yo got hit in front of his mum who showed maybe a little too much concern for her boy. The balcony then errupted with the "ooo get mummy to help you..." tirade on they young fella, who inturn faced them all and said "well at least i know who my mum is". Not bad from a young bloke, and by the looks of the blokes on the balcony, pretty much on the mark!!

just because you have a head like a spark plug doesnt mean you are a champion.

Not really a great sledge but when Aldinga played Port Noarlunga last year they(Pt Noarlunga) have a Tall long haired ruck mand who has a long shabby beard and looks like a pirate. The guys all day everytime he got the ball were on him yelling out aaaarrrrgggghhhh all bloody day. The guy had a laugh a few times and I've never heard so many shit Pirate jokes as the afternoon got on. was pretty funny, coincidentally he started up the other end each quarter. Was harmless good fun.

Broadview V Gaza couple years ago, Gaza ruckmen with a shocking haircut and head to match, looked freakishly like Rob, the gay guy, from Big Brother that year. The tired tigers caught wind and yelled out 'Rob, we love you' and so on all game. Funny to those who knew what was going on, funniest bit though was when the ruckman after the game confronted the spectators and let them know his name was not Rob, and that they had probably mistaken him for someone else. DERRR!!!!!

Shirtfront wrote:Broadview V Gaza couple years ago, Gaza ruckmen with a shocking haircut and head to match, looked freakishly like Rob, the gay guy, from Big Brother that year. The tired tigers caught wind and yelled out 'Rob, we love you' and so on all game. Funny to those who knew what was going on, funniest bit though was when the ruckman after the game confronted the spectators and let them know his name was not Rob, and that they had probably mistaken him for someone else. DERRR!!!!!

needless to say the possibly the same Gaza ruckman pulled* the same hairstyle for last seasons GF againd Goodwood. Played just like his haircut.............Sh*thouse

heater31 wrote:

Shirtfront wrote:Broadview V Gaza couple years ago, Gaza ruckmen with a shocking haircut and head to match, looked freakishly like Rob, the gay guy, from Big Brother that year. The tired tigers caught wind and yelled out 'Rob, we love you' and so on all game. Funny to those who knew what was going on, funniest bit though was when the ruckman after the game confronted the spectators and let them know his name was not Rob, and that they had probably mistaken him for someone else. DERRR!!!!!

needless to say the possibly the same Gaza ruckman pulled* the same hairstyle for last seasons GF againd Goodwood. Played just like his haircut.............Sh*thouse

You got him.

chris judd had a good one when he played west coast
adam selwood said to him. boys he still has fu#*ed shoulders so hit him there

Judd replied thats because they been holding you guys up for 6 years

I still love the one that goes something like
"youre a piece of seaweed mate, float around all day doing F*** all!"
Classic

Years ago my older brother used to lope around with long hair, braided into a ponytail before he want on to play, he used to be pretty handy with his fists and probably gave out more smacks than handballs, anyhow the boys from Elizabeth North Football club (who?) upon seeing him would yell out "Faith no More" everytime he got anywhere near it.

bear in mind this was back in the early 90's, maybe funny then

the joker wrote:chris judd had a good one when he played west coast
adam selwood said to him. boys he still has fu#*ed shoulders so hit him there

Judd replied thats because they been holding you guys up for 6 years

Heard about that one probally the best come back Ive heard would had been a crack up on the field. Good work Juddy

How good is this for a sledge......

Flinders park coach whilst eastern park forward kicking for goal (possibly boozehound )...."Hey computer nerd"

How intelligent is that???? Pure gold from the comical genius himself....all because i dont mind a chat on a footy forum.....

Isn't he brilliant?????

boozehound wrote:How good is this for a sledge......

Flinders park coach whilst eastern park forward kicking for goal (possibly boozehound )...."Hey computer nerd"

How intelligent is that???? Pure gold from the comical genius himself....all because i dont mind a chat on a footy forum.....

Isn't he brilliant?????

Yes, that was good. Champagne comedy!