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Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:17 am
by The Big Shrek
I just decided to go to the cricket. I am going to wee on Wristy's leg.

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:21 am
by heater31
As opposed to dribbling shit? ;)

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:52 am
by Q.
Make sure you break the seal on his leg. Musty and yellow.

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:16 pm
by the milky bar kid
They're tiny pins, hope you have a good aim :lol:

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:25 pm
by FOURTH ESTATE
Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:39 pm
by wristwatcher
You know you have made it in life when there is a Thread dedicated to a pee party in your honour.

Second greatest moment ever behind my daughters birth ;)

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:54 pm
by The Big Shrek
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 1:57 pm
by Footy Chick
slow news day, eh?

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 3:08 pm
by absolutebath
wristwatcher wrote:You know you have made it in life when there is a Thread dedicated to a pee party in your honour.

Second greatest moment ever behind my daughters birth ;)


I heard through a reliable source that Wristwatcher was spotted with an All Blacks shirt on today? Interesting

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 6:17 pm
by Footy Chick
I think @The Big Shrek is stalking me.

Seems I can't go to any given pub in SA without seeing him there lately.

As time of seeing TBS, he was yet to do the deed on WW. ;)

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 6:38 pm
by Jimmy_041
I had both of them texting me yesterday trying to get into my corporate box

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:53 am
by The Big Shrek
Jimmy_041 wrote:I had both of them texting me yesterday trying to get into my corporate box

If I had known you were there you would have been weed on too.

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:02 am
by wristwatcher
So it turns out I was the only one that treated my leg to a Golden Shower. :(

My spending for the 3 days was $196, $12.60 and $205. See if you can guess which day I didn't drink on :oops:

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:44 am
by carey
wristwatcher wrote:So it turns out I was the only one that treated my leg to a Golden Shower. :(

My spending for the 3 days was $196, $12.60 and $205. See if you can guess which day I didn't drink on :oops:



3 days cost $1160

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:58 am
by wristwatcher
carey wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:So it turns out I was the only one that treated my leg to a Golden Shower. :(

My spending for the 3 days was $196, $12.60 and $205. See if you can guess which day I didn't drink on :oops:



3 days cost $1160



Jeepers, did you lay under the tap :shock:

I guess if you count my $335 on membership I went for $750.

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:12 pm
by schimma
I do believe I achieved this one night after a Grand Final Win for the mighty Hounds

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:24 pm
by FOURTH ESTATE
The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?


Not that stupid to get caught doing something and I'm not a Man-Child either. I am a respectable and law abiding member of society. so don't have to worry about your rates.

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:05 pm
by Nearly Was
Ouch. Touchy Touchy Fourth Estate

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 7:40 pm
by The Big Shrek
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:
The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?


Not that stupid to get caught doing something and I'm not a Man-Child either. I am a respectable and law abiding member of society. so don't have to worry about your rates.

Don't worry, even though you're a cheeky little bugger, I'll still give you mate's rates. I'll even chuck in some proof reading for your posts (you need it). I'm here for you buddy!

Re: Wristwatcher's Leg

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 10:01 pm
by Failed Creation
The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:
The Big Shrek wrote:
FOURTH ESTATE wrote:Seriously Shrek you are such a juvenile delinquent at times I wonder how you function in your job????

Only one way to find out....get charged with something and call me. Can you afford my fees?


Not that stupid to get caught doing something and I'm not a Man-Child either. I am a respectable and law abiding member of society. so don't have to worry about your rates.

Don't worry, even though you're a cheeky little bugger, I'll still give you mate's rates. I'll even chuck in some proof reading for your posts (you need it). I'm here for you buddy!


The Big Shrek, forever the philanthropist!