Worst excuse for missing a game

[locky801]

thought the season started next week

[Boosh]

but ours was June for sentimental reasons on my part.

Anniversary date so it was easy to remember moving forward?

My late Dad's birthday. Just so he was part of the wedding. Means way more to me than footy ever will.

Don't try & place a legitimate & heartwarming reason in the way of us insulting your manhood!

It was actually in June as that is the time his cat's coat looks the best.

His Cat was the best man.

[HH3]

His names Catt and he doesn't like the outdoors or staying awake longer than 15 minutes, so he couldn't make it.

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[tigerpie]

Not an excuse but funny...kinda.
10 minutes before the game 2 detectives walk in the rooms.
Our very important CHF disappears out the back door legging it.
Down to 19.
The look on the coaches face was priceless!
Property steward says. I better get that jumper back unmarked.