by Rik E Boy » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:25 am
Horrie's Got a Gig *
(to the tune of Janie's Got a Gun)
Dumb, dumb, dumb Hilditch WTF have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb we can’t replace that gun
Dumb, dumb, dumb Mervyn WTF have you done
Dumb, dumb, dumb, it’s the ground, it’s the ground
Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah! Nah! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Horrie’s got a gig
Horrie’s got a gig
The Kiwis will be doing a jig
They won’t care a fig
That Horrie’s been bowlin’ poo
Will he get one for a hundred and two?
They say when Horrie was selected
That he was too ashamed to train
Stevie Fleming he’s a comin
Now that Horrie’s got a gig
He says ‘It’s time to play againnnnn’
Horrie’s got a gig
Horrie’s got a gig
His bog balls end in puns
Now everyone is making runs
Tell me now will we rue
So what did young Horrie do
He lobbed a half tracker
Got a test how easy is this game?
Yet another selection blunder
We want lightnin and thunder
As we all sit down and pray for rain
Smacked away, smacked away another four
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Smacked away, smacked away another four
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Smacked away, smacked yet againnnnnnnnn
Horrie’s got a gig
His bog balls are no fun
Tired fielders scamper and run
So what can poor Punter do?
He bowled Pup ahead of Horrie’s poo
He went to hide him in the covers
He had to let him down and end the teasing
And take him off yet again
He said cause nobody believes me
That Horrie is just too easy
How the hell we gonna win this game?
Smacked away, smacked away another four
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Smacked away, smacked away another four
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Smacked away, please no more!
Horrie’s got a gig
Horrie’s got a gig
Horrie’s got a gig
Everybody is scoring big
Horrie’s got a gig
His bog balls causing puns
Now everybody’s scoring runs (Punter, punter what’s your problem)
Cos Horrie’s got a gig (we know that aint right)
Horrie’s got a gig (Thanks to Warnie’s cash flow problem)
His bog balls end in puns ( the scoreboard boys will sleep well tonight)
Horrie’s got a gig
His bog balls end in puns
Everybody is scoring runs
Horrie’s got a gig
Horrie’s got a gig
Horrie’s got a gig
regards,
REB
*Apologies to Aerosmith