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Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 1:57 am
by Armchair expert
DOC wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
DOC wrote:
Partnership now a useless 15.


**** no

you don't think this going to fire the team up

this is magnificent


I was mocking Strauss.


Sorry :oops:

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:00 am
by locky801
Armchair expert wrote:80 below what we needed

horrendous batting

Poms favourites


have to agree, will win by 4 wickets

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:04 am
by DOC
Armchair expert wrote:80 below what we needed

horrendous batting

Poms favourites


To win, England have to score a record for the fourth innings at Lords which is currently 344 by the Windies in 1984.

In the last decade the best chase is 282.

Australia made 406 in 2009 but lost.

India made 397 in 2002 but lost.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:13 am
by DOC
Ducket edge to Green not taken (very difficult).

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:14 am
by DOC
Duckett edge to Green not taken (very difficult).

Fair amount of swing to Starc.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:19 am
by DOC
Starc gets Crawley.

HERE WE GO

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:22 am
by Jim05
And another one.
**** off

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:23 am
by Jim05
Missing, bugger

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:31 am
by Senor Moto Gadili
Stumps ..... EVERYWHERE

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:31 am
by DOC
Missing leg missing off and ripping middle stump out of the ground

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:32 am
by Jim05
Starc just cartwheeled Pope’s middle stump

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:32 am
by PatowalongaPirate
Starc on fire.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:34 am
by Senor Moto Gadili
I reckon that's the first ball hitting the stumps for about 4 hours

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 2:35 am
by DOC
Armchair expert wrote:
tigerpie wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:No swing get him off

*Cough.


I was so close to working by magic there



It's working now.

Have a crack at Cummins and Hazelwood.

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:10 am
by DOC
Cummins gets Root. Not a tabloid headline.

3/41

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:10 am
by Jim05
Cummins softens him up and then next ball gets him.
Laters Root

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:14 am
by Jim05
Stick to T20 Brook you dud

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:14 am
by DOC
Now he bowls Brook.

When does Bazball start?

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:16 am
by Senor Moto Gadili
Bowling at the stumps .... who'd think that would work

Re: Ashes 2023

PostPosted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:22 am
by mal
=)) 4/49 drinks
Im going to bed
Hopefully England are 6 down at stumps