Warne -- could have also said:
- never had home tracks prepared for him (wtf)
- had away tracks actively prepared against him
- gun slip fielder
- good solid lower order batter against mediums and slows when concentrating (terrible against good pace)
- would have deflected media interest from media=shy teammates (The Don would really have appreciated this)
- would have pulled girls for old blokes in the team like Sutcliffe and the Don
But I kept it succinct to the fact that he actually bowled ALL THE TIME, not just occasionally, and I thought that was important in a game like cricket, where you're supposed to bowl.