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Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:16 pm
by The Dark Knight
We couldn't bat any worse if we tried.

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:17 pm
by Corona Man
******* horrible... Didn't even play a shot.... We are terrible. It's finger spin you blokes, not ******* hand grenades!

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:18 pm
by Jim05
21 wickets in a day just lol

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:18 pm
by bennymacca
I think im on Jim's side this test haha.

This is incredible

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:19 pm
by The Dark Knight
Are we trying to throw this match or what lol

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:19 pm
by daysofourlives
Love the commentator taking the piss talking bout an extra half hour to finish the game tonight

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:20 pm
by bennymacca
now warner's reversing haha

he'll get to 35 and get out

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:20 pm
by Jim05
3/18 and Warner reverse sweeps with a over to go [emoji1]

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:21 pm
by The Dark Knight
Yeah don't want Warner to get too crazy here

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:23 pm
by The Dark Knight
Jim05 wrote:21 wickets in a day just lol

33 wickets in two days which is the most in a test match in Asia.

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:24 pm
by Jim05
Pray for a 3 day tropical storm

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:25 pm
by Corona Man
Could it rain for 3 days?

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:34 pm
by jackpot jim
Didnt they just sign Boof for a few more years? :roll: :roll:

And as for sending in nightwatchmen, Thats just a sign of weekness.
FFS No, 1 team in the world are sending out bowlers to do batsmens jobs,
Quite simply PATHETIC and you deserve to be embarrassed with such negative tactics.
Australia became No, 1 in the 90s by taking the game on, not hiding behind a rock.
Not to worry, have a home series coming up and they'll all be heroes again batting on spinless roads

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:38 pm
by The Dark Knight
jackpot jim wrote:Didnt they just sign Boof for a few more years? :roll: :roll:

And as for sending in nightwatchmen, Thats just a sign of weekness.
FFS No, 1 team in the world are sending out bowlers to do batsmens jobs,
Quite simply PATHETIC and you deserve to be embarrassed with such negative tactics.
Australia became No, 1 in the 90s by taking the game on, not hiding behind a rock.
Not to worry, have a home series coming up and they'll all be heroes again batting on spinless roads

Agreed and thought the same. Sending Lyon out there was bullshit, definitely a weak tactic. You're a top order batsman FFS you should be good enough to handle it so get out there, face the music and make some runs.

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:42 pm
by daysofourlives
The Dark Knight wrote:
jackpot jim wrote:Didnt they just sign Boof for a few more years? :roll: :roll:

And as for sending in nightwatchmen, Thats just a sign of weekness.
FFS No, 1 team in the world are sending out bowlers to do batsmens jobs,
Quite simply PATHETIC and you deserve to be embarrassed with such negative tactics.
Australia became No, 1 in the 90s by taking the game on, not hiding behind a rock.
Not to worry, have a home series coming up and they'll all be heroes again batting on spinless roads

Agreed and thought the same. Sending Lyon out there was bullshit, definitely a weak tactic. You're a top order batsman FFS you should be good enough to handle it so get out there, face the music and make some runs.


Kahwaja showed how piss weak he is mentally, his dismissal on top of the decision to send Lyon in backs it up

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:54 am
by batmanbegins
The Aussies were very chatty for a team that is about to lose their 8th consecutive game in a row in Asia. Maybe sort your shit out instead of talking, their becoming the new India just flat track bullies. I rate Warner but he must step up today as he hasn't made a ton away from home in 14 tests, he's got to lift as vice captain.

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:50 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Why dont we develop quality batsmen of spin anymore??

Reverse sweeping, piss off. How about using your ******* 2 feet to dance down the wicket and negate the spin......

Just looks more and more we are flat track bullies

Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:17 am
by jakovasaurus
because all we produce in this country are flat tracks.

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 1:08 pm
by Corona Man
jakovasaurus wrote:because all we produce in this country are flat tracks.

Correct Jako.. Drop in pitches have taken away the diversity we used to have. Paying the price now when it spins... Or seams!

Re: Australian Test Tour - Sri Lanka 2016

PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 1:12 pm
by RB
daysofourlives wrote:
Jim05 wrote:Holland could quite possibly be the worst bowler ever to play a test


Marginal between him and the dud he replaced.

Its an embarrassment that Holland has been selected, its a worse selection than Agar,

In order of shitness of decision to select:
1. McGain
2. Agar
3. Holland