1) How do families in England know when their eggs are bolied ???
They are done by the time Kevin Pieterson gets sacked.
2) What is the difference between and English winter and Kevin Pieterson's captaincy ????
The English winter is more popular and lasts longer.
3) HAve you heard the new deal by Dominoes in the UK ???
If you order a pizza and it arrives after Kevin Pieterson is sacked. You get the pizza for free.