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by Rik E Boy » Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:00 am
by Punk Rooster » Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:33 am
Rik E Boy wrote:1. Have all the players wear Mickey Mouse ears
2. Include an 'Australian Idol' component where the players sing their favourite tunes between 'overs'
3. Make all bowlers bowl with the wrong hand
4. Take away two stumps and make those evil bowlers try and hit one
5. Let the players wear clown wigs and oversized floppy shoes
6. Make the outfielders ride unicycles
7. Make the bowlers bowl tennis balls
8. Play the US national anthem before every 'match'
9. Make all bowlers bowl an extra ball should they have the temerity to bowl a dot ball
10. Lengthen the pitches to 30 yards
11. Shorten the game to 10 overs a side when people who don't actually follow cricket get bored with the full forty overs
12. Sell nothing but fairy floss at the ground in an effort to raise sugar levels of the spectators
13. Have birds with giant knockers walk around the ground holding up over numbers like they do in Boxing
14. Connect all fielders to electrodes and shock them whenever they save any runs
15. Bring in a rule that well known comedians shoud bowl half of the fielding teams' overs
16. Make all of the runs ups 'slip and slides'
17. Give the batsmen a rest every two overs so they can rest between slogs
18. Give mirrors to the crowd so they can blind fielders
19. Bring back 'barndoor' bats with graphite backing
20. Bring in the ropes so far that the square leg umpire is actually off the field
Best of all, scrap the shit immediately, Australian cricket doesn't need it.
regards,
REB
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by Snaggletooth Tiger » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:05 am
by Rik E Boy » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:32 am
by rod_rooster » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:38 am
Rik E Boy wrote:1. Have all the players wear Mickey Mouse ears
2. Include an 'Australian Idol' component where the players sing their favourite tunes between 'overs'
3. Make all bowlers bowl with the wrong hand
4. Take away two stumps and make those evil bowlers try and hit one
5. Let the players wear clown wigs and oversized floppy shoes
6. Make the outfielders ride unicycles
7. Make the bowlers bowl tennis balls
8. Play the US national anthem before every 'match'
9. Make all bowlers bowl an extra ball should they have the temerity to bowl a dot ball
10. Lengthen the pitches to 30 yards
11. Shorten the game to 10 overs a side when people who don't actually follow cricket get bored with the full forty overs
12. Sell nothing but fairy floss at the ground in an effort to raise sugar levels of the spectators
13. Have birds with giant knockers walk around the ground holding up over numbers like they do in Boxing
14. Connect all fielders to electrodes and shock them whenever they save any runs
15. Bring in a rule that well known comedians shoud bowl half of the fielding teams' overs
16. Make all of the runs ups 'slip and slides'
17. Give the batsmen a rest every two overs so they can rest between slogs
18. Give mirrors to the crowd so they can blind fielders
19. Bring back 'barndoor' bats with graphite backing
20. Bring in the ropes so far that the square leg umpire is actually off the field
Best of all, scrap the shit immediately, Australian cricket doesn't need it.
regards,
REB
by MightyEagles » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:38 am
by TroyGFC » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:48 am
by mal » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:31 am
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