5 word story....

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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:55 am

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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:40 am

of balancing the Federal budget,
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:43 am

, while simultaneously juggling a series
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
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The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:53 am

of QI, especially the one
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:46 pm

with the marshmallows and the
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:10 pm

nude painting of Susan Boyle
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:25 pm

being rogered by John Major and
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:45 pm

Warnie with his inflatable penis
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:12 pm

Which he pumps full of
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:09 am

bull semen for that extra
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:26 am

Angus beef marinade, which as
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:52 pm

we all know, can be
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:46 pm

substituted for haemorrhoid cream, unfortunately
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:52 pm

you can't blame Mum for
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:21 pm

not making dad use a
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:26 pm

Jimmy Hat, especially if he
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:05 pm

Couldn't see where he was
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:06 am

going. Once the dust has
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:31 am

been snorted by Keith Richards,
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:22 am

Then we can go in
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