5 word story....

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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:59 am

Snickers, and our old favourite,
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
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The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Fri Jan 29, 2016 7:27 pm

lightly sautéed Panda. Tastes like
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:58 pm

venison, I've heard. Game meats
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:45 pm

Are usually a good option
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:43 pm

, and can be quite healthy
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 30, 2016 7:10 am

, like a deep fried banana
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:09 am

wrapped in pork belly, with
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:06 am

a side of crumbed pelican
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:12 am

Brains which gives you that
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:24 am

Mr Percivilian sense of adventure
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jan 30, 2016 10:48 pm

that only the Coorong can
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:31 am

deliver. Speaking of delivering, what
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:10 am

about Shane Warne's ball to
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:18 am

Liz Hurley? Gave her a
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:29 am

a tickle, and soon enough
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:45 am

he went from fat Warney
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:06 pm

to the Botoxed, shiny and
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:07 pm

fake Warney, looks like a
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:50 pm

Wax statue. Warnie's Poo is
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:04 pm

like congealed Tupperware. Speaking of
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