5 word story....

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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:53 pm

your dad woke up at
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:21 pm

The precise moment when you
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:51 pm

nicked his secret stash of
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:33 pm

Porno mags. They're special edition
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:44 pm

Beaver Hunt circa 1981, with
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Wed Sep 07, 2016 7:39 pm

more fur than Yogi Bear
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:11 pm

And will cook you
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:03 pm

a decent steak, or perhaps
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:51 pm

a delightful fish supper sans
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:07 pm

the bones, unless that's what
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:08 pm

You're into then I guess
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:09 am

you can have them. Duck
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:17 pm

Because you're about to get
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:05 pm

hit by, or struck by
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:52 pm

a giant flange, or minge
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:16 pm

Right on your face. It's
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Sep 10, 2016 8:19 am

not all that unpleasant, but
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Grenville » Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:22 pm

the smell can be distracting
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:58 pm

And make you dance on
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:56 am

the blankets, all in the
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