5 word story....

[catchit]

untill oneday the

[FattyLumpkin]

great French tenor

[catchit]

lost his voice

[spell_check]

,while Bungee Jumping.

The story so far:

I went to the shops today and I saw the strangest thing coming from her black Mercedes Benz. Was this tiny incy wincy spider yet moving long was dirk diggler showing off his large baggy trousers until they fell around his knees and he tripped and said "shit that hurt greatly. I think I might go to the tailor shop and see if they can fix these baggy pants"! Then off to the dark alley to see what the scratching sound was. Oh my could it be that bloke from the SAFooty website? No way...it is the best surprise of all.

I think I know who he might be, its that bloke from the USA who was here last year and had blue hair and tried to take Nicole Kidman back to star in a new movie which was about gang war fare. But Nicole said,"I'm there baby, but you must ask my hubby, and then I will get the kit off for no one. Next movie I do will be in Donald Trumps pageant as an unfortunate bikini wearing model with a lump from a mosquito bite on my little right finger which was touching the side of my little car on Daws Road before it crashed into Pasadena High and took out the headmaster's daughter who was talking to ya Mum about building a nun had walked into a brothel where she paid out the hostess with A Mum.

A Mum said "This is not the place for urinating in public", so the nun on the run wanted more fun in the sun eating her bun, cleaning her gun which she won while having fun, saying a pun when she had decided to go out for a while but got lost in the woods on her way to the pub where drinks were double the price. GWW was sad, but not for long cos the happy hour started and lasted for over four hours which was really just bloody fantastic plsu the chicks were with MightyEagles, so he thought, but he was horribly mistaken because it was all making love with his disguised mother. "No I'm not", said A Mum, wooden spoon ready, she spanked MightyEagles, he unleashed Constance_Perm just as Superman leapt tall buildings, before an antenna stopped him short in his tracks was a duck from the slums and it said "How ya doing, what's happening here, you don't wanna go down there, it's a mess, and you'll find a very big puss filled pimple on your face". "Yuk, yuk, yuk, that's bad luck" said the missus who talks heaps, more than she cleans my mess, which she should all the time if she knows what is best for our relationship, cause it's easy. Then we went to end this because she's upset.

And you should go shopping for flowers and chocolates, or a dishwasher. Ah, but wait, let's have coffee, and see what Father's Day brings. Lots of laughter and good company are on the way out of finals football again, with Glenelg losing and then winning when it counts. That one day while walking along, I saw a heshe begging for a Glenelg premiership to fuel its' need for speed like Ben Cousins, down and out in the gutter after a big night on the razors and straws. He then decided to grab silicone skyline by the hand and ring a ring that's just silly on an Asian. Make sure you hate this story way before time will stop it. Just getting started to kill this growth on MightyEagles.

There isn't one word to describe, how much fun we can all have by going on three words. Can you imagine catchit in findaword? Now I'm confused? Which is easy for you guys. Today is Friday and the Crows are going to wipe the floor with the opposition tonight at AAMI. The crowd will go off like roaring and cheering!. Will be heard from the border all the way through the finals until John Farnham is also singing the pride of lions silently stalking. Until they catch a fat chick their unsuspecting prey Rosie O'Donnell eating a slice of warm apple pie after someone put it on their bench for cooling so he didn't want to sing "See the Bombers".

Bloody Darwin didn't evolve into the mess which was the Port Adelaide road construction gang resting on their stolen cars that were stolen from the Crows Shed. Is now closed, but will be transported through time by aliens from a Rugby League franchise, drinking and, and smoking cigars while smashing hot coals on the feet of Nigel "fire walker" Smart not as some fanatical religious ceremony. Stop this story, no way hosay, he's my gringo who does things his own way despite his severe, huge lack of stopping this story, again failing miserably because it isn't going to happen.

Not today, anyway there is always a stubborn woman who pushes prams for a living at City Mazda, decided she wanted something big between the gear stick. Ouch that's gotta be a lotta pain and suffering relieved only by some guy called a mysterious person the man about to get out a mum's lovely blow up doll, trading it for an Eagles premiership which was foiled by Fevola magic. With the toy kicking six goals against the dogs. Yeah but we hate the dogs, but we love the Mighty Eagles who will defeat North on Sunday. In three years you will be driving to the mental health facility with three other North Adelaide fans when one of them said to the drive that was driving fast "STOP!!! We need to pick up Neil Craig as well". Loves to suck on a beer, when he gets to read the SAFooty website. Is the best website in the whole universe. This, being completely honest, and with total and utter nakedness.

A Mum sucked the fruit box of its' contents at recess time. And she loved to sing opera at the Paris donut eating championship until one day the great French tenor lost his voice, while Bungee Jumping.

[Choccies]

with a sheep

[MightyEagles]

While in NZ

[whufc]

monkeys lost their

[catchit]

virginity to a

[MightyEagles]

sad Central fan

[Ron Burgundy]

it was incest

[catchit]

because the monkey

[MightyEagles]

was with it's

[catchit]

sister the day

[saveyourlegs]

it all happened

[whufc]

Cupido ate another

[Choccies]

medium sized animal

[MightyEagles]

mean while Wedgie

[silicone skyline]

used his fingers

[saveyourlegs]

to pick out

[Thiele]

the winner of