REBUS PUZZLE NO. 40

[magpie in the 80's]

17 Mutiny on the Bounty

correct ian

[magpie in the 80's]

1. Teacher: What is 2+2?
....Narcoleptic Cat: 0?
....Teacher: No.
....Bored Horse: 3?
....Teacher: No.
....Snoozing Dog: 5?
....Teacher: I'll accept that. LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE

2. 1. Most FIRST AND FOREMOST
....2. Least
....3. Least
....4. Most
....5. Least
....6. Least
....7. Least
....8. Least

3. Eight bits + days of old + 32 thousand oz + g BITE YOUR TOUNGE

4. KNOWLEDGE Bomb (Defused)
....KNOWLEDGE Bomb (Defused)
....knowledge Bomb - tick,tick,tick,tick... A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS A DANGEROUS THING
....KNOWLEDGE Bomb (Defused)

5. GWETORUSTD IN GOD WE TRUST

6. Scene opens with hero in a ruined temple. (Low Viscosity) THE PLOT THICKENS
....Hero defeats monster, rescues Princess. (Medium Viscosity)
....Falls in love, lives happily ever after. (High Viscosity)

7. Passage A A RITE OF PASSAGE

8. biddenbiddenbiddenbiddenapple FORBIDDEN FRUIT

9. The late Dan DeLion: "It's nice that someone mows the cemetery grass" THE GRATEFUL DEAD
....The recently deceased Mary O'Nette: "It's enjoyable just lying around"
....The dearly departed Otto MacAnic: "I'm happy not having to share a room"
....The just interred Anna Robic: "I appreciated the beautiful eulogy"

10. HAVING EGINSELF HAVING MIXED FEELINGS

11. ___ ( Porky + Babe ) et PIGS IN A BLANKET

12. Y - 1, O - 2, U - 3, R - 4 COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

......"I baptise you, 'Ings', in the name of the Father, and the Son..."

13. Fe at 100 degrees F = Walkout
......Fe at 0 degrees F = Happy workers STRIKE WHILE THE IRONS HOT

14. 1. Boxer - belongs to Monday
......2. Bassett Hound - belongs to Tuesday EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY
......3. Poodle - belongs to Wednesday
......4. Schnauzer - belongs to Thursday
......5. Corgi - belongs to Friday
......6. Maltese Terrier - belongs to Saturday
......7. Afghan - belongs to Sunday

15. Bach, Berlioz, Bizet, Borodin, Beethoven, Brahms BEETHOVEN'S 5TH

16. Bachelor of Arts
......Master of Business Administration
......--> Doctor of Philosophy <-- THE 3RD DEGREE

17. REBELLION MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY
......REWARD

18. END MAKING ENDS MEET
......N
......D

19. 1st Place Team: WINNERS ARE GRINNERS
......S. Mirk
......G. Rin
......S. Mile

......2nd Place Team:
......F. Rown
......S. Cowl
......P. Out

......3rd Place Team:
......G. Rimace
......D. Ejected
......G. Lare

20. tantantantantan
......tantantantantantantan UNEVEN TAN LINES
......tantantantantantan
......tantantan
......tantantantantantantantan

21. 110m Hurdles THE HUMAN RACE

......Lane 1 R.Hugh
......Lane 2 T.Mann

22. The Family+
......The Family+ *+* A NEW ADDITION TO THE FAMILY

23. cannon
......ordnance COAT OF ARMS
......artillery
......torpedo

24. WITI I'M AT WITS END
......WIT'
......WITM

25. Ruling of a judge for the following: PARDON MY FRENCH
......My English has been sentenced to death.
......My German has been sentenced to death.
......My Italian has been sentenced to death.
......My French has had a pardon from death.
......My Spanish has been sentenced to death.
......My Romanian has been sentenced to death.

26. MIND MINOTND NOT IN THE RIGHT MIND

27. DATEnitenite BIG DATE TONIGHT

28. George Bush carried Spanish moss and sticks. A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS
......Pete Rose carried leaves and club moss.
......Donald Trump carried Irish moss and flowers.
......Mick Jagger carried pine cones.

29. For Sale:

......Mr.Roberts $28.99 EVERY MAN HAS HIS PRICE
......Mrs.Roberts
......Mr.Jones $35.98
......Mrs.Jones
......Mr.Smith $17.45
......Mrs.Smith

30. Nature enrolls NATURE TAKING IT'S COURSE
......Nature takes classes
......Nature revises
......Nature sits exams
......Nature passes

END OF QUIZ