....>Photo from Finland< PHOTO FINISH
....Picture from Russia
2. Monk A) I am his mother's cousin.
....Monk B) I am his father's nephew
....Monk C) I am his mother's father
....Monk D) I am his brother's friend
....Monk E) I shall become his father's brother <=== I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE
3. Fair ice cream
....Impartial pudding JUST DESERTS
....Honorable jelly
....Righteous cake
4. High card ALL HANDS ON DECK
....1 Pair
....2 Pairs
....3 of a Kind
....Straight
....Flush
....Full house
....Four of a kind
....Straight Flush
....Royal Flush
....All 52 Cards
5. serGeant MOVING UP THROUGH THE RANKS
....geNeral
....ensIgn
....priVate
....colOnel
....adMiral
6. Thought: "One, two, three, four..." IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
7. gloomy turquoise
....temperamental cyan THE MOODY BLUES
....sullen aquamarine
....despondent azure
....morose cerulean
8. Tele(P)hone A BREAK DOWN IN COMMUNICATIONS
....Sem(A)phore
....B(U)lletin
....Mor(S)e Code
....Lett(E)r
9. August 24th, 2005 at 12:03pm - everybody knows your name. 15 MINUTES OF FAME
....August 24th, 2005 at 12:18pm - everybody has now forgotten who you are.
10. Fun: E Fun: E TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS
......1)This
......2)Is
......3)A
......4)Rebus
11. OUTER SPACE PIE IN THE SKY
......3.14159
......GROUND
12. stEvE EldEr -- smiling and benevolent FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW
......bEn mEEkEr -- gregarious and generous
......frEd fErbEr -- a snarling old coot
......nEll nEff -- penny-pinching
......EdgEr bErgEn -- entertaining and law-abiding
13. 1. Stop & -
......2. Start & +
......3. Stay & /
......4. Go & x <=== GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY
14. Ptarmigan SILENT PARTNER
......Aisle
......Dossier
......Depot
......Column
......Lime
......February
15. Monday: Well behaved rabbit A BAD HAIR DAY
......Tuesday: Naughty rabbit
......Wednesday: Obedient rabbit
16. 1) Take a pinch of D A RECIPE FOR DISASTER
......2) Stir in a pint of I
......3) Weigh in 5oz of S
......4) Whisk thoroughly while adding a small grated A
......5) Bring to boil and add the S
......6) Meanwhile finely dice a large T
......7) Sprinkle in a peeled E
......
Finally add R, to taste and then add to the mixture.17. alleyr ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME
......streeto
......highwaym
......avenuee
18. MYROPE@ AT THE END OF MY ROPE
19. The Emu says nothing to me.
......The Ostrich says nothing to me.
......The Pelican says nothing to me.
......The American Golden Eagle says nothing to me. A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME
......The Condor says nothing to me.
......A Quail speaks to me.
20. Bygone times BLAST FROM THE PAST
......oLden days
......yeArs gone by
......ageS ago
......someTime back
21. BIT-"ABC" EVERY LITTLE BIT COUNTS
......bit-"1-2-3"
......BIT-"ABC"
......bit-"1-2-3"
......BIT-"ABC"
......bit-"1-2-3"
22. Measles Symptom "I choose this one"
......Poison Ivy Symptom "I choose that one" RASH DECISIONS
......Allergy Symptom "I choose both"
23. 3.1F4159 A FINGER IN EVERY PIE
......3.1I4159
......3.1N4159
......3.1G4159
......3.1E4159
......3.1R4159
24. "Left or Right?"
.......Femur: "I'm not sure"
.......Fibula: "Ummm"
.......Tibia: "Either is good with me"
.......Knee: "We'll go left" <==== A JOINT DECISION
25. Customer A "Open the shop!"
......Mr Ix = Closed
......Customer B "Please Open the shop!"
......Mr Ix = Closed
......Customer C "Shouldn't you open the shop?" I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS
......Mr Ix = Open
26. Donald crashed his car and broke his leg.
......Uncle Scrooge has arthritis in the knee.
......Huey, Duey and Louis sprained their ankles while playing. LAME DUCKS
27. I sell Windchimes TAKING THE WIND OUT OF YOUR SAILS
......You sell Chimes
......I sell Windows XP
......You sell Ows XP
......I sell Toy Windmills
......You sell Toy Mills
28. 1st: Sheraton on the Coast
......2nd: Club Med Thailand
......3rd: Hotel Continental
......4th: The 'This' Hotel <=== THIS IS THE LAST RESORT
29. Alex constructed 30% of "it".
......Phillip built 3/5 of "it". <=== MAKING THE MOST OF IT
......Casey created 1/10 of "it".
30. T-Bone R.I.P
......Fillet R.I.P
......Sirloin R.I.P
......((Voodoo Wand Waving)) RAISING THE STAKES
......T-Bone Alive!
......Fillet Alive!
......Sirloin Alive!
