REBUS PUZZLE NO. 38
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:45 pm1. "Sawing the lady in half" Exam - Rover passed as a puppy YOU CAN'T TEACH A DOG NEW TRICKS
....."Pulling a rabbit out of the hat" Exam - Rover passed aged 4
....."Making the Statue of Liberty Disappear" Exam - Rover failed aged 12
2. Gouda - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Camembert - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Gruyere - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Swiss - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Gorgonzola - 10 cm x 10 cm x 10 cm THE BIG CHEESE
3. wood + playing card LUMBERJACK
4. Growth - free
....Learning - free
....Education - free
....Development - in jail ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
5. Nice 18:54
....Paris 09:15
....Toulouse :
....Marseille 12:42 THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE
6. AlertedAlertedAlertedAlerted = 1/2 Octopus FOREWARNED AND FOREARMED
7. 1 = snicker
....5 = laugh
....10 = chortle
....1000 = fits of laughter and singing THE MORE THE MERRIER
8. 8:45am - gardening PRIME TIME TELEVISION
....11:13am - tv
....12:24pm - lunch
....2:17 - tv
....4:24 - walk the dog
....5:23 - tv
....6:50 - dinner
9. Actor Moviegoer
....Grocer Shopper THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
....Ringmaster Audience
....Host Guest
10. M--E--N--T APARTMENT
11. IdiotBill
......Idiot...Bill A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED
12. Let me find my true love WISHING ON A STAR
......Jennifer Aniston
......Let me be famous
......Julia Roberts
......Let me be popular
......Tom Cruise
13. "R.I.P. mond" off the edge of the fairway DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
14. A) little red riding hood
......B) snow white and the seven dwarfs
......C) goldilocks and the three bears
......D) alice'S AdvenTures in wonderlANd THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAIL
15. Cal----------Cu CALCULATOR
16. Flare Air Flight #2034 = Cancelled SPARKS WILL FLY
......Air Flicker Flight #2117 = Cancelled
......Gleam Airways Flight #704 = Cancelled
......Sparks Air Flight #3221 = Boarding
17. Distinguished Mind: "That was very informative." GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
......Remarkable Mind: "That was very informative."
18. TAIL-->LIAT & RUN TURN TAIL AND RUN
19. Nose says, "Hi there, hand! How are you today?"
......Foot says, "You're looking very attractive, my dear hand!" TALK TO THE HAND
......Kneecap says, "How are those calluses feeling, hand?"
20. Lazy warning
......Slothful menace IDLE THREATS
......Sluggish risk
21. gtommy lee KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES
......n
......icatherine zeta
......p
......ejames earl
......e
......kroy jr
22.
INSIDE INFORMATION
23. a) Murdered A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE
......b) Survived
......c) Survived
......Suspects:
......Miss Haps - Not Guilty
......Sir Cumstance - Guilty
......Mr Meanor - Not Guilty
24. Pear push-ups
......Satsuma sit-ups
......Kumquat squat thrusts
......Jumping jacks <==== A FRUITLESS EXERCISE
25. APU+RCH+ASE = ? MAKING A PURCHASE ONLINE
............LINE
26. Beatles ABANDON SHIP WE'RE GOING DOWN
......Titanic
......W
......E
......R
......E
27. Fell off a ladder- Yesterday
......Tripped over bootlaces - This morning
......Spilt coffee in lap - Pending <=== AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN
28. Au-E-Ness,
......Au-E-Pad,
......Au-E-Combination, GOLDILOCKS AND THE 3 BEARS
......Polar,
......Grizzly,
......Panda.
29. Harrison Ford at target practice. SHOOTING STARS
......Sigourney Weaver playing craps.
......Sandra Bullock taking photographs.
30.
I SEE STARS
....."Pulling a rabbit out of the hat" Exam - Rover passed aged 4
....."Making the Statue of Liberty Disappear" Exam - Rover failed aged 12
2. Gouda - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Camembert - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Gruyere - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Swiss - 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm
....Gorgonzola - 10 cm x 10 cm x 10 cm THE BIG CHEESE
3. wood + playing card LUMBERJACK
4. Growth - free
....Learning - free
....Education - free
....Development - in jail ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
5. Nice 18:54
....Paris 09:15
....Toulouse :
....Marseille 12:42 THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE
6. AlertedAlertedAlertedAlerted = 1/2 Octopus FOREWARNED AND FOREARMED
7. 1 = snicker
....5 = laugh
....10 = chortle
....1000 = fits of laughter and singing THE MORE THE MERRIER
8. 8:45am - gardening PRIME TIME TELEVISION
....11:13am - tv
....12:24pm - lunch
....2:17 - tv
....4:24 - walk the dog
....5:23 - tv
....6:50 - dinner
9. Actor Moviegoer
....Grocer Shopper THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
....Ringmaster Audience
....Host Guest
10. M--E--N--T APARTMENT
11. IdiotBill
......Idiot...Bill A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED
12. Let me find my true love WISHING ON A STAR
......Jennifer Aniston
......Let me be famous
......Julia Roberts
......Let me be popular
......Tom Cruise
13. "R.I.P. mond" off the edge of the fairway DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
14. A) little red riding hood
......B) snow white and the seven dwarfs
......C) goldilocks and the three bears
......D) alice'S AdvenTures in wonderlANd THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAIL
15. Cal----------Cu CALCULATOR
16. Flare Air Flight #2034 = Cancelled SPARKS WILL FLY
......Air Flicker Flight #2117 = Cancelled
......Gleam Airways Flight #704 = Cancelled
......Sparks Air Flight #3221 = Boarding
17. Distinguished Mind: "That was very informative." GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
......Remarkable Mind: "That was very informative."
18. TAIL-->LIAT & RUN TURN TAIL AND RUN
19. Nose says, "Hi there, hand! How are you today?"
......Foot says, "You're looking very attractive, my dear hand!" TALK TO THE HAND
......Kneecap says, "How are those calluses feeling, hand?"
20. Lazy warning
......Slothful menace IDLE THREATS
......Sluggish risk
21. gtommy lee KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES
......n
......icatherine zeta
......p
......ejames earl
......e
......kroy jr
22.
INSIDE INFORMATION23. a) Murdered A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE
......b) Survived
......c) Survived
......Suspects:
......Miss Haps - Not Guilty
......Sir Cumstance - Guilty
......Mr Meanor - Not Guilty
24. Pear push-ups
......Satsuma sit-ups
......Kumquat squat thrusts
......Jumping jacks <==== A FRUITLESS EXERCISE
25. APU+RCH+ASE = ? MAKING A PURCHASE ONLINE
............LINE
26. Beatles ABANDON SHIP WE'RE GOING DOWN
......Titanic
......W
......E
......R
......E
27. Fell off a ladder- Yesterday
......Tripped over bootlaces - This morning
......Spilt coffee in lap - Pending <=== AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN
28. Au-E-Ness,
......Au-E-Pad,
......Au-E-Combination, GOLDILOCKS AND THE 3 BEARS
......Polar,
......Grizzly,
......Panda.
29. Harrison Ford at target practice. SHOOTING STARS
......Sigourney Weaver playing craps.
......Sandra Bullock taking photographs.
30.
I SEE STARS
No time to lose
