REBUS PUZZLE NO. 43

1. United Kingdom, Greece, Italy, Australia, USA, China, Brazil, Germany, New Zealand = 3 Nautical miles A LEAGUE OF NATIONS
2. In Police interrogation room:
....Witness: "For the most versatility, buy black shoes, they go with anything" A FASHION STATEMENT
3. Poorly Lit RAM DIM AND DISTANT MEMORIES
....Far off ROM
4. It It It...
....Roger=himselfhimselfhimselfhimself ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
....Sarah=herselfherself
....Simon=himselfhimselfhimselfhimself
....Sue=herself
....Paul=himselfhimselfhimselfhimself
....Brenda=herselfherselfherself
5. Race:
....1. Mean Girls
....2. Polite Girls
....3. Mean Guys
....4. Polite Guys NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
6. rticulate ALL TALK NO ACTION
....ommunicate
....attle
....nform
....rate
....egotiate
7. Lactose = 0 SWEET NOTHINGS
....Maltose = 0
....Glucose = 0
....Fructose = 0
8. Airet BACTERIA
9. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOEL
10. Think Think you act THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU ACT
11. St. John - 1 Piece of Pie
......St. Mark - 1 Piece of Pie
......St. Luke - 1 Piece of Pie
......St. Matthew - 1 Piece of Pie
......Hitler - Sorry, no pie left NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED
12. p zzle A PEICE OF THE PUZZLE IS MISSING
13. run run *leap* rifle *land* run run JUMPING THE GUN
14. WATER DUCK OUT OF WATER
......WADER
......WIDER
......EIDER
15. Waiter: "What would you like?"
......Diner: "A fifty stack of pancakes thanks" A TALL ORDER
16. MIRRORRORRIM 2 WAY MIRROR
17. SPRUSHIES RUSSIAN SPIES
18. company
......com pany
......com <> pany
......com << >> pany
......com <<< >>> pany PARTING COMPANY
19. START! 0.000 seconds GOING NOWHERE FAST
......NOWHERE
......NOWHER
......NOWHE
......NOWH
......NOW
......NO
......N
STOP! 0.587 seconds
20. lookkool LOOK BOTH WAYS
21. Love Miss.Aul (Redhead) Marriage
......Love Miss.All (Blonde) War ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
......Love Miss.Awl (Brunette) Hate
22. 100 shares of EMI Records. SOUND INVESTMENTS
......200 shares of Sony Music.
......100 shares of Bose Corporation.
......200 shares of Pioneer Corporation.
23. Red-Bouncer COLOUR GUARD
......Blue-Defender
......Yellow-Watchman
......Orange-Protector
24. MassMass WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
......(Sword Slash)
......MassMas
......(Gunfire)
......MassM
......(Missile strike)
......Mass
......(Knife stab)
......Ma
......(Grenade explosion)
......M
......(Laser beam)
25. ->Groucho TOP MARKS
......Chico
......Harpo
26. loboxok LOOK OUTSIDE THE BOX
27. SteWattWattWattven WHATS IN A NAME
28. Chicken: "Snicker, snicker" THE FUNNY FARM
......Cow: "Hehehehaha"
......Horse: "Wooohoohoohoo"
......Pig: "Eeeeeahahahaha"
29. What's that? What's that? WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY
......What's that ANYWAY What's that?
......What's that? What's that?
30. Dopey
......Doc
......Wicked Witch R.I.P
......Snow White R.I.P TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
2. In Police interrogation room:
....Witness: "For the most versatility, buy black shoes, they go with anything" A FASHION STATEMENT
3. Poorly Lit RAM DIM AND DISTANT MEMORIES
....Far off ROM
4. It It It...
....Roger=himselfhimselfhimselfhimself ITS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
....Sarah=herselfherself
....Simon=himselfhimselfhimselfhimself
....Sue=herself
....Paul=himselfhimselfhimselfhimself
....Brenda=herselfherselfherself
5. Race:
....1. Mean Girls
....2. Polite Girls
....3. Mean Guys
....4. Polite Guys NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
6. rticulate ALL TALK NO ACTION
....ommunicate
....attle
....nform
....rate
....egotiate
7. Lactose = 0 SWEET NOTHINGS
....Maltose = 0
....Glucose = 0
....Fructose = 0
8. Airet BACTERIA
9. ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOEL
10. Think Think you act THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU ACT
11. St. John - 1 Piece of Pie
......St. Mark - 1 Piece of Pie
......St. Luke - 1 Piece of Pie
......St. Matthew - 1 Piece of Pie
......Hitler - Sorry, no pie left NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED
12. p zzle A PEICE OF THE PUZZLE IS MISSING
13. run run *leap* rifle *land* run run JUMPING THE GUN
14. WATER DUCK OUT OF WATER
......WADER
......WIDER
......EIDER
15. Waiter: "What would you like?"
......Diner: "A fifty stack of pancakes thanks" A TALL ORDER
16. MIRRORRORRIM 2 WAY MIRROR
17. SPRUSHIES RUSSIAN SPIES
18. company
......com pany
......com <> pany
......com << >> pany
......com <<< >>> pany PARTING COMPANY
19. START! 0.000 seconds GOING NOWHERE FAST
......NOWHERE
......NOWHER
......NOWHE
......NOWH
......NOW
......NO
......N
STOP! 0.587 seconds
20. lookkool LOOK BOTH WAYS
21. Love Miss.Aul (Redhead) Marriage
......Love Miss.All (Blonde) War ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
......Love Miss.Awl (Brunette) Hate
22. 100 shares of EMI Records. SOUND INVESTMENTS
......200 shares of Sony Music.
......100 shares of Bose Corporation.
......200 shares of Pioneer Corporation.
23. Red-Bouncer COLOUR GUARD
......Blue-Defender
......Yellow-Watchman
......Orange-Protector
24. MassMass WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
......(Sword Slash)
......MassMas
......(Gunfire)
......MassM
......(Missile strike)
......Mass
......(Knife stab)
......Ma
......(Grenade explosion)
......M
......(Laser beam)
25. ->Groucho TOP MARKS
......Chico
......Harpo
26. loboxok LOOK OUTSIDE THE BOX
27. SteWattWattWattven WHATS IN A NAME
28. Chicken: "Snicker, snicker" THE FUNNY FARM
......Cow: "Hehehehaha"
......Horse: "Wooohoohoohoo"
......Pig: "Eeeeeahahahaha"
29. What's that? What's that? WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY
......What's that ANYWAY What's that?
......What's that? What's that?
30. Dopey
......Doc
......Wicked Witch R.I.P
......Snow White R.I.P TOO LITTLE TOO LATE