Bad Olympic Commentary

I've seen snippets of criticism of the olympic commentary in various sports, so here's a thread dedicated to bagging the gits behind the mike who clearly have no idea what they're talking about.
I'll kick it off with Tom Williams and Peter Colquhoun.
I've heard them do the slalom kayak, and the BMX.
What the hell would these guys know about either of these sports?
Peter Colquhoun is the former host of temptation island FFS!
"Oh, a great run from Kamakaze in the BMX, but I wonder if he'll stay with his girlfriend after we introduce him to 12 single Asian girls?"
There's a list to be made here.
I'll kick it off with Tom Williams and Peter Colquhoun.
I've heard them do the slalom kayak, and the BMX.
What the hell would these guys know about either of these sports?
Peter Colquhoun is the former host of temptation island FFS!
"Oh, a great run from Kamakaze in the BMX, but I wonder if he'll stay with his girlfriend after we introduce him to 12 single Asian girls?"
There's a list to be made here.