Hogg Division III 2017

[Rik E Boy]

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[Rik E Boy]

The code for this league is 442338. Invites have been sent out to all coaches bar Pompey the silly lad who didn't give me his email addy.

regards,

REB

[Arch44]

Hawkers is in.

[Rik E Boy]

Finally a few Divvy III coaches have got off their arse and signed on. It's the slackest league every year when it comes to signing up LOL.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

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[Rik E Boy]

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[Browny25]

i'm in

easy win

[Rik E Boy]

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[Rik E Boy]

Final Field - Hogg Division III 2017

1 Underbelly 49997
2 Kiwi Krappers 49956
3 Jimmy crack corn 49828
4 Failed Creation 49672
5 Extend the Dukes 49662
6 Magpie Mafia 49433
7 The B Train 49330
8 Chicken Noodles 48990
9 Hawkers 48826
10 Right Nut 48780
11 Blighty Teasdale 48539
12 FOOTYLEDGENS 48054
13 Ice Bank Mice Elf 48031
14 The Willies 47752
15 wiggbros 47615
16 Greedy Guns 47385
17 Brown 25 FC 46822
18 Ingle Farm Felons 44764


Failed Creation and B Train are the two sides who moved up the rankings into Division III after a raft of withdrawals this season. All the best boys but according to the rankings it will be my sister, Underbelly who will be the one to beat. As for the Kiwi at number two, he's my bro in law so could be an interesting derby there. The weekly average for teams in this league is 2206.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

League Points - Week 2

1 Blighty Teasdale 4590
2 Jimmy Crack Corn 4372
3 Ingle Farm Felons 4339
4 Underbelly 4337
5 The B Train 4298
6 RightNut 4297
7 wiggbros 4284
8 Extend the Dukes 4265
9 Chicken Noodles 4244
10 Greedy Guns 4218
11 Magpie Mafia 4196
12 Hawkers 4131
13 Failed Creation 4103
14 kiwi Krappers 4044
15 Brown 25 FC 3957
16 Ice Bank Mice Elf 3954
17 FOOTYLEDGENS 3782
18 The Willies 3628

This could be the year for Blighty Teasdale to go up to Divvy II after many of his main opponents getting the nod after a heap of withdrawals over the Summer. On points he is way ahead and now he needs to convert that to victories to secure a top four spot. There might be some drug testing needed for the Felons who appear to be back amongst the point scoring, something they haven't done since they were the ManBearPigs from the other side of town. Underbelly will loom large despite a down week this round.

regards,

REB

[McAlmanac]

League Points - Week 2

This could be the year for Blighty Teasdale to go up to Divvy II after many of his main opponents getting the nod after a heap of withdrawals over the Summer. On points he is way ahead and now he needs to convert that to victories to secure a top four spot. There might be some drug testing needed for the Felons who appear to be back amongst the point scoring, something they haven't done since they were the ManBearPigs from the other side of town. Underbelly will loom large despite a down week this round.

Happy with my ranking after Round 2 of 551. Not quite like the salad days of No.1 - but a good start!

Memories....

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[Rik E Boy]

Yeah well I wrecked the Max Gawn but you don't hear me bragging.

regards,

REB

[the milky bar kid]

League Points - Week 2

This could be the year for Blighty Teasdale to go up to Divvy II after many of his main opponents getting the nod after a heap of withdrawals over the Summer. On points he is way ahead and now he needs to convert that to victories to secure a top four spot. There might be some drug testing needed for the Felons who appear to be back amongst the point scoring, something they haven't done since they were the ManBearPigs from the other side of town. Underbelly will loom large despite a down week this round.

Happy with my ranking after Round 2 of 551. Not quite like the salad days of No.1 - but a good start!

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Hey, I had a draw with Australia #1 I'll take that.

Yeah, the relocation hasn't been the best for the Supercoach side.

[Rik E Boy]

Round 1

Chicken Noodles 2288
Failed Creation 2199

Hawkers 2019
Jimmy Crack Corn 2006

Underbelly 2123
kiwi Krappers 1992

RightNut 2229
Brown 25FC 1939

Extend The Dukes 2303
The Willies 1910

The B Train 2164
Magpie Mafia 2071

Ingle Farm Felons 2140
Blighty Teasdale 2140

Ice Bank Mice Elf 2028
Greedy Guns 1993

wiggbros 2212
FOOTYLEDGENS 2081

Ladder

1 Extend The Dukes 1 0 0 2303 1910 120.58 4
2 RightNut 1 0 0 2229 1939 114.96 4
3 Underbelly 1 0 0 2123 1992 106.58 4
4 wiggbros 1 0 0 2212 2081 106.30 4
5 The B Train 1 0 0 2164 2071 104.49 4
6 Chicken Noodles 1 0 0 2288 2199 104.05 4
7 Ice Bank Mice Elf 1 0 0 2028 1993 101.76 4
8 Hawkers 1 0 0 2019 2006 100.65 4

9 Blighty Teasdale 0 0 1 2140 2140 100.00 2
10 Ingle Farm Felons 0 0 1 2140 2140 100.00 2
11 Jimmy Crack Corn 0 1 0 2006 2019 99.36 0
12 Greedy Guns 0 1 0 1993 2028 98.27 0
13 Failed Creation 0 1 0 2199 2288 96.11 0
14 Magpie Mafia 0 1 0 2071 2164 95.70 0
15 FOOTYLEDGENS 0 1 0 2081 2212 94.08 0
16 kiwi Krappers 0 1 0 1992 2123 93.83 0
17 Brown 25FC 0 1 0 1939 2229 86.99 0
18 The Willies 0 1 0 1910 2303 82.94 0

There was iron in the gloves as they came off for Extend the Dukes as they slapped the Willies with a resounding victory that had the Dukes sitting on the top of the ladder after racking up an impressive 2303. The highlight of the week was the Felons who almost stole a victory over Blighty Teasdale...did they have the same side? In the end it was the four points shared which puts both of them outside the top eight despite being undefeated. Messed up my spreadsheet as well, most inconvenient.

While the Willies were feeling deflated the undoubted flop of Division III is kiwi Krappers who have been in solid form in recent seasons. Early efforts indicate that the Kiwi has jumped the Sheep this season. Right Nut had their balls to the wall with a solid win and the Spankers did that to the guns and there are so many dick jokes in this league.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Round 2

Failed Creation 1995
Jimmy Crack Corn 1849

Chicken Noodles 2026
kiwi Krappers 1940

Brown 25FC 1925
Hawkers 1813

Underbelly 1964
Extend The Dukes 1898

RightNut 1965
The B Train 1929

The Willies 2178
Ingle Farm Felons 1867

Magpie Mafia 2056
Ice Bank Mice Elf 1867

Blighty Teasdale 2024
wiggbros 1864

FOOTYLEDGENS 2010
Greedy Guns 1658

Ladder

1 RightNut 2 0 0 4194 3868 108.43 8
2 Underbelly 2 0 0 4087 3890 105.06 8
3 Chicken Noodles 2 0 0 4314 4139 104.23 8
4 Blighty Teasdale 1 0 1 4164 4004 104.00 6
5 Extend The Dukes 1 1 0 4201 3874 108.44 4
6 FOOTYLEDGENS 1 1 0 4091 3870 105.71 4
7 Magpie Mafia 1 1 0 4127 4063 101.58 4
8 The B Train 1 1 0 4093 4036 101.41 4

9 Failed Creation 1 1 0 4194 4137 101.38 4
10 wiggbros 1 1 0 4076 4105 99.29 4
11 The Willies 1 1 0 4088 4170 98.03 4
12 Hawkers 1 1 0 3832 3931 97.48 4
13 Ice Bank Mice Elf 1 1 0 3927 4049 96.99 4
14 Brown 25FC 1 1 0 3864 4042 95.60 4
15 Ingle Farm Felons 0 1 1 4007 4318 92.80 2
16 Jimmy Crack Corn 0 2 0 3855 4014 96.04 0
17 kiwi Krappers 0 2 0 3932 4149 94.77 0
18 Greedy Guns 0 2 0 3651 4038 90.42 0

Nice and tight this one boyos. The Willies were previously bottom of the pile but they piled on a massive 2178 which would have beaten most teams this weekend and it was certainly enough to put the Felons in the clink. While the Felons were in the bin the Mafia scored well in a break out win. Browny also got on the board in fact every one has except surprisingly Jimmy Crack Corn and the Kiwi, and less surprisingly, the Greedy Guns who were lynched by the FOOTYLEDGENS.

Underbelly scored the key win of the round as they knocked Extend the Dukes off the top and even though Underbelly hasn't racked up their scoring just yet, I rate them as a key player in this league. Chicken Noodles are also hot right now but it is RightNut who lead the way after two rounds.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Round 3

kiwi Krappers 2281
Failed Creation 2055

Brown 25FC 2183
Jimmy Crack Corn 1986

Chicken Noodles 2203
Extend The Dukes 1975

The B Train 2122
Hawkers 2047

Underbelly 2242
Ingle Farm Felons 2158

RightNut 2180
Ice Bank Mice Elf 1988

wiggbros 2175
The Willies 2007

Magpie Mafia 2118
FOOTYLEDGENS 2080

Greedy Guns 2044
Blighty Teasdale 2029

Ladder

1 RightNut 3 0 0 6374 5856 108.85 12
2 Chicken Noodles 3 0 0 6514 6114 106.54 12
3 Underbelly 3 0 0 6329 6048 104.65 12
4 wiggbros 2 1 0 6251 6112 102.27 8
5 The B Train 2 1 0 6215 6083 102.17 8
6 Magpie Mafia 2 1 0 6245 6143 101.66 8
7 Brown 25FC 2 1 0 6047 6028 100.32 8
8 Blighty Teasdale 1 1 1 6193 6048 102.40 6

9 FOOTYLEDGENS 1 2 0 6171 5988 103.06 4
10 Extend The Dukes 1 2 0 6176 6077 101.63 4
11 kiwi Krappers 1 2 0 6213 6204 100.15 4
12 Failed Creation 1 2 0 6249 6418 97.37 4
13 Hawkers 1 2 0 5879 6053 97.13 4
14 The Willies 1 2 0 6095 6345 96.06 4
15 Ice Bank Mice Elf 1 2 0 5915 6229 94.96 4
16 Greedy Guns 1 2 0 5695 6067 93.87 4
17 Ingle Farm Felons 0 2 1 6165 6560 93.98 2
18 Jimmy Crack Corn 0 3 0 5841 6197 94.26 0

Blighty Teasdale might be top of the league in scoring but they find themselves clinging to a spot in the eight after a second below par performance in the head to head matches against bottom four opposition. Blighty had a bit of an off week and the Greedy Guns pounced on the points to open their account for the season in a big upset. Blighty will need to extract the digit here because Right Nut, Chicken Noodles and Underbelly are all starting to score heavily and more importantly, consistently.

The Kiwi Krappers awoke from their early season slumber to flog Failed Creation and the wigg brothers moved into the top four after defeating the Willies. The Magpie Mafia came from behind to put a hit out on FOOTYLEDGENS who found themselves a victim of a one way ride as they find themselves out of the eight. Browny has been a struggler for a couple of seasons now but this year the Browns are back in business as they cleaned up Jimmy Crack Corn, a team that has had a couple of golden seasons but there may be a kernel of truth that this Cobber is off his tucker this season.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Round 4

Failed Creation 1873
Brown 25FC 1814

Extend The Dukes 1974
kiwi Krappers 1858

Jimmy Crack Corn 2004
The B Train 1963

Chicken Noodles 1992
Ingle Farm Felons 1952

Hawkers 1980
Ice Bank Mice Elf 1915

Underbelly 1892
wiggbros 1864

RightNut 1998
FOOTYLEDGENS 1969

Greedy Guns 1950
The Willies 1855

Blighty Teasdale 1953
Magpie Mafia 1938

Ladder

1 RightNut 4 0 0 8372 7825 106.99 16
2 Chicken Noodles 4 0 0 8509 8066 105.49 16
3 Underbelly 4 0 0 8221 7912 103.91 16
4 Blighty Teasdale 2 1 1 8146 7986 102.00 10
5 Extend The Dukes 2 2 0 8150 7935 102.71 8
6 wiggbros 2 2 0 8115 8004 101.39 8
7 The B Train 2 2 0 8178 8087 101.13 8
8 Magpie Mafia 2 2 0 8183 8096 101.07 8

9 Brown 25FC 2 2 0 7861 7901 99.49 8
10 Failed Creation 2 2 0 8122 8232 98.66 8
11 Hawkers 2 2 0 7859 7968 98.63 8
12 Greedy Guns 2 2 0 7645 7922 96.50 8
13 FOOTYLEDGENS 1 3 0 8140 7986 101.93 4
14 kiwi Krappers 1 3 0 8071 8178 98.69 4
15 Jimmy Crack Corn 1 3 0 7845 8160 96.14 4
16 The Willies 1 3 0 7950 8295 95.84 4
17 Ice Bank Mice Elf 1 3 0 7830 8209 95.38 4
18 Ingle Farm Felons 0 3 1 8117 8552 94.91 2

The scoring drought hit very hard in Divvy III as the only team to crack 2000 was the team that was on the bottom of the ladder. Jimmy Crack Corn cracked the 2000 which was enough to derail the B Train and get Jimbo off the bottom. At the top of the table meanwhile, the top three sides now have a six point buffer after they all maintained their unbeaten start to the season.

Right Nut had a massive challenge on their hands before they overhauled FOOTYLEDGENS on the Sunday, a day that was a disaster for many Hogg coaches last weekend. Second ranked, undefeated Chicken Noodles only defeated last placed Ingle Farm Felons by 40 so you can see just how close this league is. That makes that six point buffer a pretty handy one for the 'big three'. The other unbeaten side is Underbelly who just fell over the line against fellow top eight combination wiggbros.

It looks a pretty tight league this one with even the big three beatable on their day. You couldn't put a line through anyone after the first month of play.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Round 5

Extend The Dukes 1969
Failed Creation 1950

Brown 25FC 1971
The B Train 1863

kiwi Krappers 1912
Ingle Farm Felons 1778

Ice Bank Mice Elf 1970
Jimmy Crack Corn 1709

wiggbros 2108
Chicken Noodles 1996

FOOTYLEDGENS 1941
Hawkers 1911

Greedy Guns 2079
Underbelly 1827

RightNut 2022
Blighty Teasdale 1926

The Willies 2020
Magpie Mafia 1889

Ladder

1 RightNut 5 0 0 10394 9751 106.59 20
2 Chicken Noodles 4 1 0 10505 10174 103.25 16
3 Underbelly 4 1 0 10048 9991 100.57 16
4 Extend The Dukes 3 2 0 10119 9885 102.37 12
5 wiggbros 3 2 0 10223 10000 102.23 12
6 Brown 25FC 3 2 0 9832 9764 100.70 12
7 Greedy Guns 3 2 0 9724 9749 99.74 12
8 Blighty Teasdale 2 2 1 10072 10008 100.64 10

9 FOOTYLEDGENS 2 3 0 10081 9897 101.86 8
10 kiwi Krappers 2 3 0 9983 9956 100.27 8
11 The B Train 2 3 0 10041 10058 99.83 8
12 Magpie Mafia 2 3 0 10072 10116 99.57 8
13 Ice Bank Mice Elf 2 3 0 9800 9918 98.81 8
14 Failed Creation 2 3 0 10072 10201 98.74 8
15 Hawkers 2 3 0 9770 9909 98.60 8
16 The Willies 2 3 0 9970 10184 97.90 8
17 Jimmy Crack Corn 1 4 0 9554 10130 94.31 4
18 Ingle Farm Felons 0 4 1 9895 10464 94.56 2

Right Nut just keep on rolling with Blighty being the victim this time as once again Mac slips all the way back down to 8th again. A couple of teams who had tough years last season have managed to bounce back this year. Browny got himself relegated from Divvy II last year but this season they are bossing it in Divvy III with a 3-2 record and a spot in the top eight. Greedy Guns was involved in a relegation bun fight last year, literally escaping Divvy IV in the last round of the season. This week Greedy smashed out an impressive 2079 to upset the more favoured Underbelly.

Top of the class this week was the fabulous Wigg Brothers whose 2108 was more than enough to give the Chicken Noodles their first loss of the season. It's a pretty even season with even the Felons still a chance despite having a burger ring in the W column after five matches.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Round 6

The B Train 1940
Failed Creation 1910

Extend The Dukes 2188
Ingle Farm Felons 1986

Brown 25FC 2268
Ice Bank Mice Elf 2035

wiggbros 2342
kiwi Krappers 1988

Jimmy Crack Corn 2034
FOOTYLEDGENS 1860

Greedy Guns 2174
Chicken Noodles 2093

Blighty Teasdale 2061
Hawkers 1956

Magpie Mafia 2121
Underbelly 2051

RightNut 2258
The Willies 1968

Ladder

1 RightNut 6 0 0 12652 11719 107.96 24
2 wiggbros 4 2 0 12565 11988 104.81 16
3 Extend The Dukes 4 2 0 12307 11871 103.67 16
4 Brown 25FC 4 2 0 12100 11799 102.55 16
5 Chicken Noodles 4 2 0 12598 12348 102.02 16
6 Greedy Guns 4 2 0 11898 11842 100.47 16
7 Underbelly 4 2 0 12099 12112 99.89 16
8 Blighty Teasdale 3 2 1 12133 11964 101.41 14

9 Magpie Mafia 3 3 0 12193 12167 100.21 12
10 The B Train 3 3 0 11981 11968 100.11 12
11 FOOTYLEDGENS 2 4 0 11941 11931 100.08 8
12 Failed Creation 2 4 0 11982 12141 98.69 8
13 Hawkers 2 4 0 11726 11970 97.96 8
14 kiwi Krappers 2 4 0 11971 12298 97.34 8
15 Ice Bank Mice Elf 2 4 0 11835 12186 97.12 8
16 Jimmy Crack Corn 2 4 0 11588 11990 96.65 8
17 The Willies 2 4 0 11938 12442 95.95 8
18 Ingle Farm Felons 0 5 1 11881 12652 93.91 2

It was a great round for Right Nut who earned themselves a handy two game buffer on second with a 290 point smashing of the struggling Willies. Underbelly lost their second in a row to drop to seventh and Greedy Guns announced themselves as contenders by rolling second ranked Chicken Noodles by 81 points. The wiggbros are flying after posting an impressive 2342 which was more than enough to smash the Kiwi. Wig moved to second and Extend the Dukes also took advantage of the top four flops, moving into third.

Jimmy Crack Corn has been thrown a bit of a lifeline as they emerged victorious against a disappointing FOOTYLEDGENS, although I doubt Media Park would be too disappointed. The other struggling teams all sucked balls so Jimmy is looking a little healthier this week. The ladder is currently not looking all that flash for the Ingle Farm Felons who are one of the few teams in the Hogg that is yet to record a league win this season. Running out of time felons!

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Round 7

Failed Creation 2077
Ingle Farm Felons 2075

The B Train 2175
Ice Bank Mice Elf 2090

Extend The Dukes 2181
wiggbros 2146

FOOTYLEDGENS 2010
Brown 25FC 1894

kiwi Krappers 2172
Greedy Guns 2076

Jimmy Crack Corn 2122
Blighty Teasdale 2019

Chicken Noodles 2224
Magpie Mafia 2205

Hawkers 2107
The Willies 2012

RightNut 2231
Underbelly 2150

Ladder

1 RightNut 7 0 0 14883 13869 107.31 28
2 Extend The Dukes 5 2 0 14488 14017 103.36 20
3 Chicken Noodles 5 2 0 14822 14553 101.85 20
4 wiggbros 4 3 0 14711 14169 103.83 16
5 Brown 25FC 4 3 0 13994 13809 101.34 16
6 The B Train 4 3 0 14156 14058 100.70 16
7 Greedy Guns 4 3 0 13974 14014 99.71 16
8 Underbelly 4 3 0 14249 14343 99.34 16

9 Blighty Teasdale 3 3 1 14152 14086 100.47 14
10 FOOTYLEDGENS 3 4 0 13951 13825 100.91 12
11 Magpie Mafia 3 4 0 14398 14391 100.05 12
12 Hawkers 3 4 0 13833 13982 98.93 12
13 Failed Creation 3 4 0 14059 14216 98.90 12
14 kiwi Krappers 3 4 0 14143 14374 98.39 12
15 Jimmy Crack Corn 3 4 0 13710 14009 97.87 12
16 Ice Bank Mice Elf 2 5 0 13925 14361 96.96 8
17 The Willies 2 5 0 13950 14549 95.88 8
18 Ingle Farm Felons 0 6 1 13956 14729 94.75 2

Right Nut underlined their credentials with a high quality win over Underbelly who remain in the eight despite losing three straight matches. Magpie Mafia knocked hopefully on the door to the top eight but were denied entry by Chicken Noodles who proved too hot to handle. Extend the Dukes knocked off wiggbros in the match of the round but they are still getting wiggy with it in the top four while the Dukes are leading the chasing pack trying to stay in touch with Right Nut.

A couple of top eight side look a bit vulnerable as Browny and Greedy Guns failed to fire against battling FOOTYLEDGENS and inconsistent Kiwi Krappers. Jimmy Crack Corn has turned things around in recent weeks and this improved form continued for another week as they got the better of Blighty Teasdale. The Richmond of the round belongs to the Ingle Farm Felons who failed to break their 2017 duck by a mere two points against Failed Creation. OUCH.

regards,

REB