Lampard

[johntheclaret]

has signed a new 5 year deal with...............yes you've guessed it Chelski.

He said that hewas always going to stay and never said he wanted to leave Hmmmmm. So the cheque book finally came out, me thinks.

He said "chelski has been good to me, and I've been good for the club", so his modesty is a big as ever.

To be fair, after taking 17 games to get his 1st goal, he has netted 102 times in 360 games, which being just over 3 games per goal, isn't a bad haul from the midfield.

He also holds the record for the most consecutive games in the EPL with 164.

[devilsadvocate]

He's still a fat wanker though

Good player, but don't you just love to hate him. He wonders why the English crowd boos him.....take a look in the mirror fat fwank....you're a dickhead!

[johntheclaret]

He's still a fat wanker though

Good player, but don't you just love to hate him. He wonders why the English crowd boos him.....take a look in the mirror fat fwank....you're a dickhead!

Come on DA, just be honest. I think you are holding something back

[devilsadvocate]

Haha, yeah, I'm a bit hpocritical actually, as I'll be there next Wed signing 'God Save the Queen' at Wembley. (After signing Waltzing Matilda at Loftus Road on Tuesday night!!)

Always wanted to see GSTQ sung live, so I hope the crowd actually gets behind them rather than slating them all night!!

[shoe boy]

Haha, yeah, I'm a bit hpocritical actually, as I'll be there next Wed signing 'God Save the Queen' at Wembley. (After signing Waltzing Matilda at Loftus Road on Tuesday night!!)

Always wanted to see GSTQ sung live, so I hope the crowd actually gets behind them rather than slating them all night!!

GSTQ

[devilsadvocate]

GSTQ = God Save the Queen.

[JK]

Speaking of Chelski tossers, read a report yesterday linking Liverpool with Joe Cole ... Bloke has plenty of ability but on principal alone I'm hoping it's a beat-up!!!

Would be amazed if anyone actually ever thought Frank would be heading elsewhere, was always about the $$

[Pidge]

He's still a fat wanker though

Good player, but don't you just love to hate him. He wonders why the English crowd boos him.....take a look in the mirror fat fwank....you're a dickhead!

Lampard is a legend. What did he do for you to have this opinion?

[RoosterMarty]

Speaking of Chelski tossers, read a report yesterday linking Liverpool with Joe Cole ... Bloke has plenty of ability but on principal alone I'm hoping it's a beat-up!!!

Would be amazed if anyone actually ever thought Frank would be heading elsewhere, was always about the $$

You would be MAD if you knocked back Joe Cole, yes he's a wanker but bloody good player and just the type of player your Scouse mob needs!!

[JK]

Speaking of Chelski tossers, read a report yesterday linking Liverpool with Joe Cole ... Bloke has plenty of ability but on principal alone I'm hoping it's a beat-up!!!

Would be amazed if anyone actually ever thought Frank would be heading elsewhere, was always about the $$

You would be MAD if you knocked back Joe Cole, yes he's a wanker but bloody good player and just the type of player your Scouse mob needs!!

As I said, I rate his ability, but I can't stand the prick ... He should be at the Olympics with Drogba in the synchronised diving

[devilsadvocate]

Lampard is a legend. What did he do for you to have this opinion?

What hasn't he done:

His efforts for England - piss poor. (Not that I really care )
His off field behaviour, esp at the world cup - staying out until 5am in strip clubs etc.
The way he talks - 'I fink...' 'We done....'.
His obsessive badge kissing despite holding out over contract talks for more coin.
His inciting gestures towards opposition fans - totally not necessary. He usually does it after he scores, so isn't that enough? No need to come and be a cock in front of opposition fans.
The way he struts about like the world owes him, FFS Frank, you're trash like the rest of us.

[devilsadvocate]

As I said, I rate his ability, but I can't stand the prick ... He should be at the Olympics with Drogba in the synchronised diving

I share that view 100%

Great player - outstanding in fact, but loves chucking himself on the grass. Play the F'N ball.

[smithy]

[devilsadvocate]

OMG, that's the funniest thing I've seen for bloody ages!!!

Still cacking myself.
HAHAHAHA Great work Smithy.

[cennals05]

Haha, yeah, I'm a bit hpocritical actually, as I'll be there next Wed signing 'God Save the Queen' at Wembley. (After signing Waltzing Matilda at Loftus Road on Tuesday night!!)

Always wanted to see GSTQ sung live, so I hope the crowd actually gets behind them rather than slating them all night!!

Might see you on Tuesday night. I'll be at Loftus Road to DA.

[Swooper16]

It doesnt help that on Sky sports his Cousin jamie Redknapp spends every second telling us how good Frank is....

He is actually a top quality midfielder but besides Chelsea fans will be remembered for nothing more then being a bell-end. Also i reckon he must hold the record for most deflected goals...?

[devilsadvocate]

Haha, yeah, I'm a bit hpocritical actually, as I'll be there next Wed signing 'God Save the Queen' at Wembley. (After signing Waltzing Matilda at Loftus Road on Tuesday night!!)

Always wanted to see GSTQ sung live, so I hope the crowd actually gets behind them rather than slating them all night!!

Might see you on Tuesday night. I'll be at Loftus Road to DA.

Great work Cennals. Will be a good night, hopefully we give the Safa's a football lesson!

[johntheclaret]

Just ot put it into perspective, Lampards deal is reportedly worth £151,000 ($320,000) per week or £32.9m ($69m) over 5 years. He will be 35 when his contract finishes and this deal will make hime the highest paid footballer in the EPL.

Suprisingly (or not), he is not the highest paid in the world. That title goes to....yes you've guessed it.....David Beckham who earns a staggering £432,000 ($900,000) per week.

Now you tell me, who is worth that kind of dosh and wtf would you do with it anyway.

[devilsadvocate]

Now you tell me, who is worth that kind of dosh and wtf would you do with it anyway.

I'm worth it. I'd buy Roman Abramovich and make him clean my toilet.

[johntheclaret]

Now you tell me, who is worth that kind of dosh and wtf would you do with it anyway.

I'm worth it. I'd buy Roman Abramovich and make him clean my toilet.

sounds a good idea, especially after 12 tinnies and a curry amp;