Burnley v Spurs

[johntheclaret]

Still on the hunt for a flat. Will PM when I finally get one.

Everyone HATES Aussies is Banff. How does the northern accent go?

Just say "art thee alreet thur fella. Doestha fanci a brew a tut pub". That should do the trick

Or better still, just tell em you're a cockney from Landon. They all think suveners are Aussies anyway over there.

Or, learn to speak French

[devilsadvocate]

Or, learn to speak French

There's daylight between their hatred for Frenchies and Aussies.
They really hate the dirty Frenchies!