Bit of a nonsense thread I know, but football people say the daftest things. Expect a few from Blackpool manager Ian Holloway.
Here's a couple to start the ball rolling
Kevin Keegan on Micah Richards:
"I had him when he was 16. He was a man then, I don't know what he is now. Probably just a bigger man."
And one from the great man himself
Ian Holloway, rejects talk of leaving Blackpool for Burnley
"I am more than happy and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable."