Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby longtimewaiting_2 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:31 am

ive done my bit to get panthers supporters base stronger :lol:
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:32 am

:shock:
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Mr Beefy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:26 am

dedja wrote::shock:

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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:54 am

longtimewaiting_2 wrote:ive done my bit to get panthers supporters base stronger :lol:

One would of been enough.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:09 am

F*ck you guys. I shouldn't have read this thread.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:22 pm

My dog is getting done as we speak.
Does that mean "ive done my bit to get dogs supporters base stronger"?
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:24 pm

if it reduces in-breeding, yes ...
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Sky Pilot » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:40 am

I hate the idea of shooting blanks. No snip going on here
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:39 am

FFS man up SP ... :-)
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Sky Pilot » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:04 pm

dedja wrote:FFS man up SP ... :-)

Yeah ok. Where do I sign?
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby RustyCage » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:05 am

longtimewaiting_2 wrote:7 kids in 12 yrs


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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:54 pm

I think the surgeon I saw today has been reading 'The Guide for Communicating Vasectomy To Dummies'.

"The vas deferens is like a train track, shuttling semen, and the best way to cut the track is by removing part of its length, like in the westerns."

"Afterwards you still have some semen stored in the semen vesicles, like a car park."

Thanks, Dr Nick. I'm not 12.

And then he fondled my balls.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby tipper » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:31 pm

that awkward moment when your doctor is examining your balls and you run your fingers through his hair.....
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby MW » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:22 pm

:lol:

I got lucky (sort of) that the missus needed a hysterectomy so no snip required for me
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby kickinit » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:42 am

MW wrote::lol:

I got lucky (sort of) that the missus needed a hysterectomy so no snip required for me


could of made the story sound better by you saying you weren't getting the snip. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby MW » Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:23 am

:lol: too late to edit the post?
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby nuggety goodness » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:15 pm

Bump...

So we've just had #2, got the pigeon pair and Mrs NG is done.

What's the go to wo with this?

GP appointment, referral, waiting list? (Expected wait time?) cost etc?

We aren't private so leave that out.

Stories are interesting but not enough to stop me (until the day approaches)

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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Booney » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:45 am

Some day surgery clinics do the work NG, so not a hospital visit in all cases.

Go see your GP.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby tipper » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:35 pm

i have a referral sitting at home to go get this done now. i am not joining a waiting list, ill go get it organised privately, however supposedly it isnt normally covered by your insurance anyway?? ill be using my tax cheque to pay for it, get it over and done with before i change my mind.

done on a thursday and back to work monday supposedly. ill have to see if it ends up like that or some of the horror stories hat have been documented here. couple of months away yet though. time for a party to give them a good send off anyway ;)

just be aware, sometimes they are hesitant to do it too soon after a baby. our youngest is nearly ten months now and the gp didnt want to give me the referral yet. talked him into it when i started listing all the problems my missus had during pregnancy and the birth so no matter what we arent going again.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Psyber » Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:54 pm

MW wrote::lol:

I got lucky (sort of) that the missus needed a hysterectomy so no snip required for me
It went that way for me too.
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