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Postby Media Park » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:28 am

Quick one.

Need a sure fire, guarantee to stop vomiting...

Need it... now....

Thanks
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Re: Medical

Postby Dirko » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:47 am

Stop sticking your fingers down your throat....
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Re: Medical

Postby Q. » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:51 am

Grate up a teaspoon of fresh ginger and swallow it!
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Re: Medical

Postby Johno6 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:58 am

close your mouth
take laxitives
try some hormain tablets
stick a butt plug in your mouth
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Re: Medical

Postby Barto » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:39 pm

A few beers.
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Re: Medical

Postby Darth Vader » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:42 pm

guts down a hot fish milk shake. Wait 90 seconds and skull a can of Guiness.
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Re: Medical

Postby Sam_goUUUdogs » Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:06 pm

Maxolon injection, give it 10-15 minutes and you're in the clear.
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Re: Medical

Postby Dog_ger » Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:21 pm

SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE ONLY FROM A DOCTOR :shock: :D

Maybe your Pregnant.... ;)
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Re: Medical

Postby Psyber » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:12 am

Maxolon or Stemetil are good options.
Personally, I prefer Chartreuse which seems to work on the odd occasion I feel nausea.
I haven't vomited in the last 30 years.
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Re: Medical

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:31 am

Serious? Just a whiff of that stuff makes me dry reach! :ymsick:
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Re: Medical

Postby Jase » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:41 am

Psyber wrote:Maxolon or Stemetil are good options.
Personally, I prefer Chartreuse which seems to work on the odd occasion I feel nausea.
I haven't vomited in the last 30 years.


I'm the same, haven't spewed in over 18 years....
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Re: Medical

Postby MatteeG » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:57 am

Maxalon or Tropisetron MP- you'll need a doctor to get the Tropisetron though!

Home remedy include Ginger as mentioned previous, or OJ. If you throw up again, at least it tastes OK :)
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Re: Medical

Postby OnSong » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:11 pm

Isn't Maxilon a delicious ice-cream?
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Re: Medical

Postby CK » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:37 pm

Psyber wrote:Maxolon or Stemetil are good options.
Personally, I prefer Chartreuse which seems to work on the odd occasion I feel nausea.
I haven't vomited in the last 30 years.


Psyber, make sure you don't eat a Black and White Cookie on the way to getting a baklava in that case.

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Re: Medical

Postby valleys07 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:41 pm

OnSong wrote:Isn't Maxilon a delicious ice-cream?


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Re: Medical

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:42 pm

CK wrote:
Psyber wrote:Maxolon or Stemetil are good options.
Personally, I prefer Chartreuse which seems to work on the odd occasion I feel nausea.
I haven't vomited in the last 30 years.


Psyber, make sure you don't eat a Black and White Cookie on the way to getting a baklava in that case.

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Re: Medical

Postby Wedgie » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:52 pm

Wasnt it a babka?
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Re: Medical

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:57 pm

Booney wrote:
CK wrote:
Psyber wrote:Maxolon or Stemetil are good options.
Personally, I prefer Chartreuse which seems to work on the odd occasion I feel nausea.
I haven't vomited in the last 30 years.


Psyber, make sure you don't eat a Black and White Cookie on the way to getting a baklava in that case.

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Re: Medical

Postby JK » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:58 pm

Wedgie wrote:Wasnt it a babka?


Was indeed mate, and IIRC they had to settle for the Cinammon and not the preferred Chocolate.
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Re: Medical

Postby CK » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:32 am

Constance_Perm wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Wasnt it a babka?


Was indeed mate, and IIRC they had to settle for the Cinammon and not the preferred Chocolate.


Of course, the babka. They had to purchase the "lesser babka", until they found it had a hair on it.
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