The Official WTF Award goes to.....

[Wedgie]

A man has undergone groundbreaking microsurgery after cutting off his penis in a crowded London restaurant.

The 35-year-old Polish national burst into the 200-seat Zizzi eaterie on The Strand and grabbed a large knife from the kitchen before jumping onto a table and dropping his trousers.

As panicking diners fled, the man sliced his penis off.

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," sales rep Stuart McMahon told The Sun newspaper.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

The man was subdued by police wielding tear gas, who packed the severed organ in ice then took it and the man to St Thomas's Hospital in south London.

A spokeswoman for the Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first attempt in British history to reattach a severed penis, but there is no indication at this stage that it was a success.

Zizzi was set to re-open for business last night.

[Mr66]

So, was Polish sausage still on the menu?

[TroyGFC]

They should of lost it, why sew it back on from the stupid prick (not really!!). What would make one do a thing???

[TroyGFC]

So, was Polish sausage still on the menu?

[PhilG]

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[smac]

Apparently the prick lost it.

[Dogwatcher]

Blood sausage?

[Rik E Boy]

The service has dropped off
He was Poles apart
He was a cut ahead of the rest
Unlike the SANFL there was a Cock on top of the table
Everyone complained because they thought they were having a ball
It could have been worse, he could have slipped and got the sack

That Polish sausage one was good though.

regards,

REB