You Know You're a Geek when...

[Wedgie]

You wake up this morning and a slight tinge of panic hits you when you see the Advertiser's Front Page headline "Virus Hits" and you breathe a sigh of relief when you realise its a Gastro bug and not a computer virus.

[johntheclaret]

Breaking News in Uk right now, this minute, another outbreak of foot and mouth has hit a farm in Guildford area.

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

Sorry for taking the thread off topic

[Booney]

You wake up this morning and a slight tinge of panic hits you when you see the Advertiser's Front Page headline "Virus Hits" and you breathe a sigh of relief when you realise its a Gastro bug and not a computer virus.

My first look at the title I thought it said "You know you're a GREEK when",and I thought oh dear,this is going to be messy.

[RustyCage]

You wake up this morning and a slight tinge of panic hits you when you see the Advertiser's Front Page headline "Virus Hits" and you breathe a sigh of relief when you realise its a Gastro bug and not a computer virus.

My first look at the title I thought it said "You know you're a GREEK when",and I thought oh dear,this is going to be messy.

I thought it said Greek too!

[magpie in the 80's]

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

could get SMELLY jtc

[JAS]

Breaking News in Uk right now, this minute, another outbreak of foot and mouth has hit a farm in Guildford area.

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

Sorry for taking the thread off topic

Lets just hope the government doesn't turn it into a complete clusterf**k like they did last time.

I thought the thread said [i]Greek[i] as well...praying that if Wedgie was making a shocking confession it wouldn't have pictures to accompany it

Regards
JAS

[Psyber]

Breaking News in Uk right now, this minute, another outbreak of foot and mouth has hit a farm in Guildford area.

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

Sorry for taking the thread off topic

Lets just hope the government doesn't turn it into a complete clusterf**k like they did last time.

I thought the thread said Greek as well...praying that if Wedgie was making a shocking confession it wouldn't have pictures to accompany it

Regards
JAS

I gathered it had been a bit of a fiasco last time. Perhaps there'll be a practice effect.

[MightyEagles]

you run a website called SAFOOTY.

[devilsadvocate]

Breaking News in Uk right now, this minute, another outbreak of foot and mouth has hit a farm in Guildford area.

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

Sorry for taking the thread off topic

Just seen this too.

Went outside this morning and found 3 Kiwi blokes in hysterics. I now understand.

[therisingblues]

Breaking News in Uk right now, this minute, another outbreak of foot and mouth has hit a farm in Guildford area.

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

Sorry for taking the thread off topic

Is F'N'M affected by slush farming at all?
Really taking it off topic, apologies.
Errrm.... you know you are a geek when you enjoy the analysis of bovine viruses??
I think I rescued my comment.

[johntheclaret]

Breaking News in Uk right now, this minute, another outbreak of foot and mouth has hit a farm in Guildford area.

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

Sorry for taking the thread off topic

Is F'N'M affected by slush farming at all?
Really taking it off topic, apologies.
Errrm.... you know you are a geek when you enjoy the analysis of bovine viruses??
I think I rescued my comment.

I think they caught it off here theri. Plenty of foot in mouth on here from time to time.

You know you're a GREEK when you come from Greece

[Psyber]

Breaking News in Uk right now, this minute, another outbreak of foot and mouth has hit a farm in Guildford area.

Govt has set up a 3km protection zone and a 10km surveilance zone. also a counrty winde ban on cattle and pig movements.

Sorry for taking the thread off topic

Is F'N'M affected by slush farming at all?
Really taking it off topic, apologies.
Errrm.... you know you are a geek when you enjoy the analysis of bovine viruses??
I think I rescued my comment.

I think they caught it off here theri. Plenty of foot in mouth on here from time to time.

You know you're a GREEK when you come from Greece

Except if you come from the Greek section of Macedonia, then you know Greece is Macedonian, not the other way around. Philip and Alexander were not Greek no matter what Greeks claim!

[Aerie]

You wake up this morning and a slight tinge of panic hits you when you see the Advertiser's Front Page headline "Virus Hits" and you breathe a sigh of relief when you realise its a Gastro bug and not a computer virus.

My first look at the title I thought it said "You know you're a GREEK when",and I thought oh dear,this is going to be messy.

I thought it said Greek too!

LMAO - so did I!

[am Bays]

You wake up this morning and a slight tinge of panic hits you when you see the Advertiser's Front Page headline "Virus Hits" and you breathe a sigh of relief when you realise its a Gastro bug and not a computer virus.

My first look at the title I thought it said "You know you're a GREEK when",and I thought oh dear,this is going to be messy.

I thought it said Greek too!

LMAO - so did I!

I was looking for the line you have a moustache just like your mother.....

[Psyber]

I was looking for the line you have a moustache just like your mother....

This was told to me as the only known example of Albanian humour:
"Why do Yugoslav men wear moustaches?"
"So they look like their mothers!"

[am Bays]

I was looking for the line you have a moustache just like your mother....

This was told to me as the only known example of Albanian humour:
"Why do Yugoslav men wear moustaches?"
"So they look like their mothers!"

Italian and any south-eastern european country that jokes works for...

first heard it 20 years ago in a reference to Greeks....

[Rik E Boy]

you've looked at this thread.

regards,

Geek E Boy

[TroyGFC]

You wake up this morning and a slight tinge of panic hits you when you see the Advertiser's Front Page headline "Virus Hits" and you breathe a sigh of relief when you realise its a Gastro bug and not a computer virus.

My first look at the title I thought it said "You know you're a GREEK when",and I thought oh dear,this is going to be messy.

I thought it said Greek too!

LMAO - so did I!

Ditto!! Dirty minds....

[Drop Bear]

you're computer screen is covered in glad wrap.

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

Your whole life revolves around posting on & reading online forums!