Cambridge Clarrie wrote:If you've signed something that says you have no food/plant material and then you're found with it, you should be automatically fined $5,000 IMHO.
Going through customs in Sydney - having just returned from the USA and had NO sleep on the flight - I signed such a document claiming to have no plant/animal/sealife/etc products in my baggage. I knew as a fact I didn't have any in my luggage. I was also bringing home a case full of stuff for my sister who lived in San Francisco. I was there when she packed it, and I didn't remember anything untoward going in to it.
Sure enough when her case went through the X-Ray they stopped it, then brought it back through for another look... then the operator looked at me and said the now immortal line:
"What's the skeleton made of?"
Not a question you want to be asked in the customs queue! The model skeleton (which my sis used as part of her yoga instruction) was made of metal and plastic, so no trouble.
30 seconds later a burly bloke comes over to me with the document I had signed, spoke very gruffly, got me to look at it, confirm that it was my signature, and that I understood what I had signed. Once I'd confirmed everything, he went to the case and produced a necklace made out of lacquered seashells.
At this point I swear I could hear the snap of the Latex gloves as they were getting pulled on...
I got away with a very stern talking to. From the outset, before they had even opened the case, I had claimed that it was not my luggage, I was only bringing it home for my sister, and to the best of my knowledge there was nothing forbidden in it. I reckon that this fact alone is what spared me from the body cavity search, or at least the hefty fine.
Lesson learned!
