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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:50 am

Want a cheeky line, there Micky? No thanks Nan...
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby westcoastpanther » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:55 am

Danny Boy is bloody good too, Last Drinks In Australia and Noah's Ark leave me close to wee
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:05 am

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He may aswell of champed me.

He comes and talks to me with cordless earphones in, that will be my next addressing if he ever comes near me again.


Wearing his Air Pods while he's in the office? #wanker.


Young Zippy was told to come see me about pushing a job through, on his way over my female off-sider says to him "I'd be taking them tampons out of your ears before talking to him". Just about everyone in here pissed themselves.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:35 pm

If you have a spare 11 minutes, here's an old favourite of mine

Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:36 pm

Lol
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:17 pm

Chuck Norris memes, there's some classics.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:51 pm

The silence surrounding the office today following an epic work Christmas party on Saturday night, only the do-gooders that left early want to discuss the night.

The wife and I have two more to go the next two Saturday's, doing our bit for the hotel industry.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:22 pm

Any juicy gossip?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 02, 2019 1:23 pm

Brodlach wrote:Any juicy gossip?

I hope not :oops:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:23 pm

Fat Guts Patrick Read losing both his matches so far at the Presidents cup. #flog
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:23 pm

Corona Man wrote:Fat Guts Patrick Read losing both his matches so far at the Presidents cup. #flog
See his shovel action after he made a putt?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:24 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Fat Guts Patrick Read losing both his matches so far at the Presidents cup. #flog
See his shovel action after he made a putt?

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Yep, still a flog. Got a few lines to chuck his way tomorrow!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:25 pm

Lines or pies?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:25 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:27 pm

Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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Lines, I am eating the pies!
What happened to the diet?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:27 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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Lines, I am eating the pies!
What happened to the diet?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:30 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Lines or pies?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:34 pm

People trading cars.

I've had my eyes on a car, in Sydney, that I've wanted for some time, I would swap my old Falcon for it, it's a 1983 XE Fairmont, what I've always wanted as my weekender / boy toy. It's mint, really good condition, dropped, just what I want.

I'm valuing mine, conservatively, they've got a value on theirs. My thoughts, I send them my car and $2000-3000 and they send me the Fairmont.

They think I need to send them the XT and $10,000!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:52 pm

I've never understood how swaps of any sort work out, probably even more complicated when you add cars into the mix.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:22 am

Dutchy wrote:I've never understood how swaps of any sort work out, probably even more complicated when you add cars into the mix.


If you're realistic with the value then you can make it work.

I value mine at $20k. It's insured for $25k. The XE is $23k sell price, I imagine they paid $18k for it. Give or take.

So I figured mine at $18-20k ( they'd ask $25k on the floor ) and $20-22k for the XE ( still means $2000+ profit for them I feel ) means it's pretty much swap for swap, maybe I cough up $2k. Then I pay shipping of one here, they pay shipping of one there, they turn their stock over ( the XE has been there for a while ) and it's a fairly clean deal.

They valued mine at $16k, so shipping, the difference between the two ( they still want the $23k for the XE ) and I give them $10k.

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