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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:36 pm

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Is cashing in scrap metal worthwhile?

I have an old steel trampoline, heavy as ****, plus a outdoor heater that no longer works and now the oven has shat itself, if it would be worthwhile Ill go cash it in, but if its under $200 someone else can do it


Steel ranges from 15-20c per kg.

Who will you get to do it? :lol:


Nah not worth it then, there are guys up our way advertising all the time to take scrap metal off people's hands for free
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:46 pm

More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:49 pm

Spargo wrote:- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…

Well I have!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:52 pm

Spargo wrote:More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts
This sort of material deserves its own thread

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:56 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Spargo wrote:More gems from the Northpark shopping centre…
- Hefty girl sitting in the front passenger seat of a car eating one of those pre made Woolies chocolate mud cakes that feed 8-10, with her hands
- Ol’ mate striding through the mall sucking on a Jim Beam & cola long neck, telling everyone “I’ve earned this”…
- Two women having a turf war in the car park over cigarette butts
This sort of material deserves its own thread

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I kid you not, I witnessed all this within 7-8 minutes.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:12 am

Spargo wrote:I kid you not, I witnessed all this within 7-8 minutes.

Seeing someone take a coffee cup out of the bin last year and chug down the dregs was pure gold for me, right at the peak of COVID too.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:38 am

Was watching that 100 show last night and they were asking how many people leave something out for the garbo at Christmas, the Becky chick said she doesn't but she flashes her tit at them.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:16 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Was watching that 100 show last night and they were asking how many people leave something out for the garbo at Christmas, the Becky chick said she doesn't but she flashes her tit at them.

As a kid my dad use to leave them two long necks, nowadays I find them pedantic pricks so I leave them nothing. In our area if the lid is even partially raised they don’t empty the bin.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:20 am

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Was watching that 100 show last night and they were asking how many people leave something out for the garbo at Christmas, the Becky chick said she doesn't but she flashes her tit at them.

As a kid my dad use to leave them two long necks, nowadays I find them pedantic pricks so I leave them nothing. In our area if the lid is even partially raised they don’t empty the bin.


As a kid they ran behind trucks throwing shit in the truck earning a thirst, now they drive around in air conditioned units with massive windscreens.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:42 am

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Was watching that 100 show last night and they were asking how many people leave something out for the garbo at Christmas, the Becky chick said she doesn't but she flashes her tit at them.

As a kid my dad use to leave them two long necks, nowadays I find them pedantic pricks so I leave them nothing. In our area if the lid is even partially raised they don’t empty the bin.


As a kid they ran behind trucks throwing shit in the truck earning a thirst, now they drive around in air conditioned units with massive windscreens.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Nov 24, 2021 10:43 am

Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Was watching that 100 show last night and they were asking how many people leave something out for the garbo at Christmas, the Becky chick said she doesn't but she flashes her tit at them.

As a kid my dad use to leave them two long necks, nowadays I find them pedantic pricks so I leave them nothing. In our area if the lid is even partially raised they don’t empty the bin.


As a kid they ran behind trucks throwing shit in the truck earning a thirst, now they drive around in air conditioned units with massive windscreens.

All the garbo's played footy at my club when I was growing up, every single one had knee recon's.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Nov 24, 2021 12:18 pm

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Was watching that 100 show last night and they were asking how many people leave something out for the garbo at Christmas, the Becky chick said she doesn't but she flashes her tit at them.

As a kid my dad use to leave them two long necks, nowadays I find them pedantic pricks so I leave them nothing. In our area if the lid is even partially raised they don’t empty the bin.


As a kid they ran behind trucks throwing shit in the truck earning a thirst, now they drive around in air conditioned units with massive windscreens.

On over $100k a year


Probably why council rates are so high
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Nov 24, 2021 12:51 pm

Not laugh so much as roll my eyes....As I look out my window, I see a half full carpark.

Wanker in ute pulls up and instead of parking forward in one of the 4 free spaces in front of him, he holds up traffic taking 5 shots to reverse park and squeeze inbetween 2 cars :roll:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Wed Nov 24, 2021 12:54 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Not laugh so much as roll my eyes....As I look out my window, I see a half full carpark.

Wanker in ute pulls up and instead of parking forward in one of the 4 free spaces in front of him, he holds up traffic taking 5 shots to reverse park and squeeze inbetween 2 cars :roll:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Nov 24, 2021 3:01 pm

Sunday arvo.

Needed a few things from the shop a bit over a km away, thought I'd do the right thing and walk.

Get there and have no mask so I do the frog march home with the shits on at myself.

Open the car to get a mask out then decide to just drive this time.

Get to the shop and go to get my phone out of my pocket to scan in and a friggin mask comes out with it, was in there the whole time.

Go t o leave and walk straight past my car as I forgot I drove, if it wasn't for me thinking I must've dropped my sunnies in the shop I would've walked the whole way home.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Wed Nov 24, 2021 3:34 pm

Things that make me laugh

Lightning McQueen wrote:Sunday arvo.

Needed a few things from the shop a bit over a km away, thought I'd do the right thing and walk.

Get there and have no mask so I do the frog march home with the shits on at myself.

Open the car to get a mask out then decide to just drive this time.

Get to the shop and go to get my phone out of my pocket to scan in and a friggin mask comes out with it, was in there the whole time.

Go t o leave and walk straight past my car as I forgot I drove, if it wasn't for me thinking I must've dropped my sunnies in the shop I would've walked the whole way home.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cracka » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:34 pm

Chad Sayers comment on the batters walking off from Karen Rolton oval due to the pitch.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:38 pm

cracka wrote:Chad Sayers comment on the batters walking off from Karen Rolton oval due to the pitch.
I reckon they should and see how it gets received

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Vamos » Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:13 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Not laugh so much as roll my eyes....As I look out my window, I see a half full carpark.

Wanker in ute pulls up and instead of parking forward in one of the 4 free spaces in front of him, he holds up traffic taking 5 shots to reverse park and squeeze inbetween 2 cars :roll:


5 shots, wasn't George Costanza then.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:33 am

MW wrote:Things that make me laugh

Lightning McQueen wrote:Sunday arvo.

Needed a few things from the shop a bit over a km away, thought I'd do the right thing and walk.

Get there and have no mask so I do the frog march home with the shits on at myself.

Open the car to get a mask out then decide to just drive this time.

Get to the shop and go to get my phone out of my pocket to scan in and a friggin mask comes out with it, was in there the whole time.

Go t o leave and walk straight past my car as I forgot I drove, if it wasn't for me thinking I must've dropped my sunnies in the shop I would've walked the whole way home.


I thought it was about then that I needed to get a 6 pack and chill with some gardening for the afternoon.
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