Do you blame the dog?

[Strawb]

Do you blame the dog

[smac]

Depends on how bad, but usually it pays to have the dog in the room when you need to freshen the air.

[Dirko]

I blame the dog and we don't even have one !!

[Psyber]

I always blame the cat!

[brod]

Wouldnt waste my effort, missus would never believe me

[MightyEagles]

Blame the ones next door and they are Central fans.

[Dogwatcher]

I blame the tv: "look, it's smellovision!"

[tigersupporter]

I own up straight away, especially if its a good one.

[therisingblues]

Not only do I own up, I also announce them and aim them at people.

[Wedgie]

I put the blame on the Port supporter that lives next door.
Mrs Wedgie never argues with me as she knows how much they smell from going to Alberton every year.

[mick]

I always think mutual farting is a sign that a relationship has matured

[smac]

Uh oh, no dog here at work...

Might have to turn the fan on now...

[Lunchcutter]

Not only do I own up, I also announce them and aim them at people.

"aiming them at people" .. PMSL!!!!!!

[CENTURION]

I used to blame the dog, until I followed through one day. Couldn't explain that too easily, so I said something about the dog being an extremely good ventriloquist. No-one believed me.

[westcoastpanther]

Hows that joke go......visitor farts and the old man tells the dog to get out of here. Visitor thinks he's on a winner here with the dog bound to cop the blame all night so he rips off a second fart and same result, go on dog, get out of here. Third fart and it's go on dog, get out of here before this bastard shits all over you.......

[another grub]

i always blame the dog.... but mine have a distinct odour and mrs grub knows when its me.... .....


i needed a dog near me one night on hanson rd.

[magpie in the 80's]

i would blame the dog if i had one

[Mr66]

I'm a cat lover, so its a big yes.

[bulldogproud]

Yes, I blame 21 dogs for taking this year's flag away from North.