What The F***

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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Tue Sep 02, 2025 4:54 pm

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Has now been arrested.

A man photographed and filmed holding up an “offensive” and “disgraceful” Dezi Freeman poster at a March for Australia rally in Adelaide has been arrested.

South Australian Police announced the arrest on Tuesday, saying a 39-year-old Golden Grove man had attended the Grenfell Street police station in the CBD.

“After being interviewed, he was charged with displaying offensive material in a public place,” the police said.

The poster reads “free man” beneath an image of alleged cop killer Dezi Freeman.


Good luck getting a conviction


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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Sep 02, 2025 4:55 pm

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“After being interviewed, he was charged with displaying offensive material in a public place,” the police said.


Such a loose charge. "Offensive material".

Before long we'll have Port fans saying people walking around the city on Thursday in a crows scarf is offensive. Arrest them!


I got no problems with that
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Sep 02, 2025 5:15 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Trader wrote:
“After being interviewed, he was charged with displaying offensive material in a public place,” the police said.


Such a loose charge. "Offensive material".

Before long we'll have Port fans saying people walking around the city on Thursday in a crows scarf is offensive. Arrest them!


I got no problems with that

Need Kevin Foley strategy to rackem stackem and packem :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Tue Sep 02, 2025 7:18 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Trader wrote:
“After being interviewed, he was charged with displaying offensive material in a public place,” the police said.


Such a loose charge. "Offensive material".

Before long we'll have Port fans saying people walking around the city on Thursday in a crows scarf is offensive. Arrest them!


I got no problems with that

Need Kevin Foley strategy to rackem stackem and packem :lol:


Ah, you’ve found the missing piece of the puzzle!!!

The ‘major’ Port announcement we’ve died waiting for??? Foley to replace Kock as President.

Why didn’t we work this out before? #-o
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Thu Sep 04, 2025 3:56 pm

I may have previously mentioned my Mother-in-Law, yep the one that is currently banned from any online activity.

Now, being the good Son-in-Law and all that, I took her to a specialist appt yesterday, for an after op checkup for, let’s say, ‘women’s problems’.

She is the mother of my darling missus, so I do care about her, but I didn’t need to know the intimate ins and outs … on the way home, she told me that she was still experiencing some issues, and that the specialist had not recommended further surgery at this stage, but instead for her to see a physio.

All good I thought, I avoided the worst of it and we’re nearly home, She’s 84 and has been widowed for 23 years … then she unloads with this … the other thing the specialist mentioned is that he could do another procedure if I’m not sexually active … well I might do that then :shock:

Total silence for what seems an eternity, then I picked the furthest subject I could to continue a conversation.

Next time she needs a lift, I’m either too busy or shampooing the hubcaps.
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Sep 04, 2025 4:13 pm

Get her credit card details (not that hard by all accounts) and pretend you're paying for an Uber for her :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Mon Sep 08, 2025 10:50 am

Erin Patterson - Life in Prison with a non parole of 33 years. Will be 81 when first eligible.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:06 am

Booney wrote:Erin Patterson - Life in Prison with a non parole of 33 years. Will be 81 when first eligible.

I hope she gets put to work in the kitchens. I bet she does a smashing mushroom risotto...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:09 am

Surely she tops herself
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:11 am

The judge said she'll spend 22 hours a day for many years in solitary confinement so gave her the chance of parole.

She'll be very well adjusted by then.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:24 am

Brodlach wrote:Surely she tops herself

Ideally, save taxpayers coin…
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Re: What The F***

Postby gadj1976 » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:27 am

Booney wrote:The judge said she'll spend 22 hours a day for many years in solitary confinement so gave her the chance of parole.

She'll be very well adjusted by then.


I would go mental within a month.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:37 am

gadj1976 wrote:
Booney wrote:The judge said she'll spend 22 hours a day for many years in solitary confinement so gave her the chance of parole.

She'll be very well adjusted by then.


I would go mental within a month.

Not if she picks up a hobby to keep herself sane. Locked in a cool, dank cell with little sunlight ... mushroom farming would be the ideal pastime.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Mon Sep 08, 2025 11:46 am

gadj1976 wrote:
Booney wrote:The judge said she'll spend 22 hours a day for many years in solitary confinement so gave her the chance of parole.

She'll be very well adjusted by then.


I would go mental within a month.

She already is
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:17 am

A follow-up on my MIL.

After her efforts to somehow go to the wrong site to buy a ticket to the Collingwood final, a feat she is unable to rationally explain, it turns out the the ‘ticket’ she bought, was actually valid, albeit at 6x the cost :shock:

She has managed to go on ViaGoGo instead of Ticketek, somehow ignoring the link provided by the Crows, and the ‘seller’ sent through the dodgiest ticket ever a couple of days after she ‘purchased’ it.

We all told her it was fake, but one of my daughters happen to be in the city late last Thursday afternoon and asked her Grandma to forward the ‘ticket’ to her so she could check it at one of the Adelaide Oval ticket boxes, to finally settle the matter. To her, the ticket attendant and everyone else on Earth’s amazement, it was confirmed it was actually a valid ticket :shock: .

So my missus hastily picked up her Mum and dutifully delivered her to Adelaide Oval for the match. She was seated in a large block amongst Collingwood numpties.

She kept messaging us during the match, and at one point messaged that a large, rough looking Collingwood supporter in the seat in front of her kept standing up, blocking her view, so she punched him in the kidneys (her exact words :shock: ), saying that he won’t do that again :shock: :shock:

Thinking that she would need to pick her Mum up from the RAH, my missus picked her up after the match. Her Mum calmly said on the way home that she thinks that she’ll be OK to get her ticket herself for the next final :shock:

Anyway, last Sunday, went out for brunch for Father’s Day, so I could see my 3 daughters before the missus and I headed to Adelaide Oval for the 1st/2nd Semi double header (the missus is a Legs supporter, more on that at another time).

We have a camera doorbell at our front door, and whilst at brunch, get a notification that someone has rung the doorbell. You guessed it, it was the MIL. Nek minnit, she calls my missus and wanted help on what to do to purchase her finals ticket. Here we faaarking go again we all thought.

So the missus says we’re out and won’t be home until the evening, we’ll talk to her then.

Anyway, we finally get home after the day’s activities and the subject of WTF we should do with the MiL comes up, as all of us were either working or busy then next morning when ticket release opens.

My eldest daughter offers to go over my MiL’s so make it as idiot proof as possible. She sets up a desktop link on her laptop to the Ticketek site and writes down detailed instructions, including the Crows membership code to purchase her ticket. Strict instructions to not touch anything and leave her laptop on were given, and all she had to do was click that desktop link from 10am in the morning.

I was really busy Monday morning so couldn’t have helped her even if I wanted to, but there was no SOS. My missus later told be that she had successfully completed the mission!

Note to self, next time you get married (spoiler alert, there won’t be a next time, this one is currently a week short of 33 years), do extensive due diligence on the prospective MiL.
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Re: What The F***

Postby heater31 » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:43 am

dedja wrote:A follow-up on my MIL.

After her efforts to somehow go to the wrong site to buy a ticket to the Collingwood final, a feat she is unable to rationally explain, it turns out the the ‘ticket’ she bought, was actually valid, albeit at 6x the cost :shock:

She has managed to go on ViaGoGo instead of Ticketek, somehow ignoring the link provided by the Crows, and the ‘seller’ sent through the dodgiest ticket ever a couple of days after she ‘purchased’ it.

We all told her it was fake, but one of my daughters happen to be in the city late last Thursday afternoon and asked her Grandma to forward the ‘ticket’ to her so she could check it at one of the Adelaide Oval ticket boxes, to finally settle the matter. To her, the ticket attendant and everyone else on Earth’s amazement, it was confirmed it was actually a valid ticket :shock: .

So my missus hastily picked up her Mum and dutifully delivered her to Adelaide Oval for the match. She was seated in a large block amongst Collingwood numpties.

She kept messaging us during the match, and at one point messaged that a large, rough looking Collingwood supporter in the seat in front of her kept standing up, blocking her view, so she punched him in the kidneys (her exact words :shock: ), saying that he won’t do that again :shock: :shock:

Thinking that she would need to pick her Mum up from the RAH, my missus picked her up after the match. Her Mum calmly said on the way home that she thinks that she’ll be OK to get her ticket herself for the next final :shock:

Anyway, last Sunday, went out for brunch for Father’s Day, so I could see my 3 daughters before the missus and I headed to Adelaide Oval for the 1st/2nd Semi double header (the missus is a Legs supporter, more on that at another time).

We have a camera doorbell at our front door, and whilst at brunch, get a notification that someone has rung the doorbell. You guessed it, it was the MIL. Nek minnit, she calls my missus and wanted help on what to do to purchase her finals ticket. Here we faaarking go again we all thought.

So the missus says we’re out and won’t be home until the evening, we’ll talk to her then.

Anyway, we finally get home after the day’s activities and the subject of WTF we should do with the MiL comes up, as all of us were either working or busy then next morning when ticket release opens.

My eldest daughter offers to go over my MiL’s so make it as idiot proof as possible. She sets up a desktop link on her laptop to the Ticketek site and writes down detailed instructions, including the Crows membership code to purchase her ticket. Strict instructions to not touch anything and leave her laptop on were given, and all she had to do was click that desktop link from 10am in the morning.

I was really busy Monday morning so couldn’t have helped her even if I wanted to, but there was no SOS. My missus later told be that she had successfully completed the mission!

Note to self, next time you get married (spoiler alert, there won’t be a next time, this one is currently a week short of 33 years), do extensive due diligence on the prospective MiL.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:50 am

gadj1976 wrote:
Booney wrote:The judge said she'll spend 22 hours a day for many years in solitary confinement so gave her the chance of parole.

She'll be very well adjusted by then.


I would go mental within a month.


Would have wanking down to a fine art.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:54 am

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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Sep 09, 2025 11:54 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:
Booney wrote:The judge said she'll spend 22 hours a day for many years in solitary confinement so gave her the chance of parole.

She'll be very well adjusted by then.


I would go mental within a month.


Would have wanking down to a fine art.


Yeah, would. 8-[
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Re: What The F***

Postby gadj1976 » Mon Sep 15, 2025 10:47 pm

I'm watching Unknown Number on Netflix. What the actual Fxxx????
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