Tiolet question for men only

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Are you supposed to stand on the grill or not?

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No
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I'm glad you asked the question, i don't know either
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Punk Rooster » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:50 pm

SJABC wrote:
Punk Rooster wrote:more importantly, willl the toilets be monitored for "unsavoury behaviour"?


Only when North play... :wink:

North weren't playing in the game in question... 8)
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby redden whites » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:49 pm

Cant beat the angled tray up toward the shins......bugger the wheel .Mans greatest invention
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby saintal » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:09 am

Great thread. I've always wondered the same :D
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby MatteeG » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:41 am

rod_rooster wrote:Depends. If i'm wearing thongs i'll stand as far back as possible. You never realise how much you p1ss on your feet till you wear thongs :lol:



LOL thats the truth.
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Booney » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:10 pm

Aussie on a tour in a British pub,goes for a leak and walks out.This old Pom follows him out and says "Here in England,we wash our hands after going to the toilet".

"Yeah,in Australia,we dont pi55 on our hands!"
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Psyber » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:07 pm

I always thought it made more sense to wash your hands before you handle your gear. Your essential equipment is protected by your clothing, and you know when you washed it last, but your hands touch all sorts of stuff you have no control of! :twisted: :wink:
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby therisingblues » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:26 am

Wouldn't it be better if it was just this huge vacuum that you turned on when you start your pee that sucked it all through a hole in the wall? I got the idea from the airplane toilet's waterless flushing system. All those last little driplets will thereafter simply defy gravity and safely be whizzed away and there would be no further need for confusing grills or soggy toes at the urinal wall.
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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Dogwatcher » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:10 am

I'm not sure which is worse, you want to stick your old fella in:

A) a hole in the wall
B) a vacuum cleaner

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Re: Tiolet question for men only

Postby Dirko » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:28 am

What's with the new 0.5 Breatho stickers on the urinals...you piss on them and a cop car appears...
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