Shagadelic Survey part 1

[JK]

2. Ever been busted having sex? Yes, By girlfriends lil brother.

Umm ... Nevermind ...

Umm ... Poor wording there! lol

Lol .. Figured that was the case mate, just keepin ya on ur toes!

[Valleysvirgin]

1. Most violent workplace accident?
Bagging the Boss to a mate in the dunnies whilst said Boss was 'throttling one' in an adjacent cubicle

2. Ever been busted having sex?
Yes....she said "You haven't done this before have you?" She was right. (circa 1977 I hasten to add)

3. Ever busted someone else having sex?
Yes. Still have nightmares about it.

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public?
The ocassional 'phantom stiffy' will strike me (only the guys would understand)

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex?
The problem with Phone Sex is that the little buttons stick in your bum.

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball?
Yes

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball?
Yes

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change?
When in imminent danger 'the package' would automatically retract into the body for protection from bicycle crossbars,running 3 year old children,dogs ( 4 and 2 legged varieties),humorous mates,cricket balls etc

[MW]

1. Most violent workplace accident? Slicing into the webbing between thumb and index finger

2. Ever been busted having sex? No

3. Ever busted someone else having sex? Yes

4. Ever seen someone get an erection in public? Yes

5. Have you ever had phone sex, sms sex, e-mail sex, or chat room sex? Yes

6. Ever had someone lick your eyeball? No

7. Ever licked someone's eyeball? No

8. If you could change one thing to make life easier for your own gender, what would you change? Nothing