DID YOU KNOW? Another totally useless REB thread

[Rik E Boy]

Whenever someone comes up to you in a bar or a party and says 'Did you know', you know that bull5hit cannot be far away. People like (me) this will fastidously horde such information for the very purpose of unleashing a tsunami of trivia on unsuspecting victims who are too timid to make an excuse and head for the bar even when the glass is full.

It is time to take revenge..nothing annoys the trivalist more when the intended victim knows more than they do. Why do you think all of us know it alls come up to you in the first place? It is to parade our vast knowledge of totally useless carp to amaze and enlighten those that dwell in the darkness. It's time to fight back...

DID YOU KNOW...*

Alexander Graham Bell did not have a telephone in his study? He couldn't stand the ringing.

A New Yorker could eat out every night of their lives and not eat in the same resaruant twice.

I'll bet you didn't know that one in four compulsive gamblers are women.

Rod Stewart once worked as a grave digger.

Queen Elizabeth II was Time magazine's man of the year in 1952 (LOL)

In 1788 there were an estimated 300,000 Aboriginnes. Today there are 41,000

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, the smallest is the male sperm

41 Countries have at least one star on their flag.

15% of all drivers get 76% of all speeding tickets.

Hippos can run faster than humans.

Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was Moon.

A million seconds is 11.5 days.

Cow milk is 3% protein...Cat milk is 10% protein.

That will be one dime please! Revenge is yours.

regards,

REB

*SOURCE: "Uncle John's Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader"/ Bathroom Reader's institute (2001) Bathroom Reader's Press: Ashland Oregon

[Coorong]

Reb, I think you must be wrong on the 41,000 aboriginal issue. The government spends $3.5 Billion per year on Aboriginal affairs. on your figures this equates to ???? per person.

[Mr66]

George W Bush was Time's man of the year in 2000.

[mal]

"Did you know"

BAYMAN had $200 on ADELAIDE to beat CARLTON
to win $20 at aami staduim saturday night.

[bayman]

you missed a zero you may as well said i had 20 to win 2 if your trying to make me look silly it was an easy 200 i made mal

[mal]

REB did you know:

1981

Prince Charles got married.
Australia lost the ashes.
Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe.
Pope dies.

2005

Prince Charlies got married.
Australia lost the ashes.
Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe.
Pope dies.

Moral of the story is,
when Charlie England and Liverpool all get 'up'
somebody for f...ks sake warn the Pope !!!!!!!!

[Magpiespower]

George W Bush was Time's man of the year in 2000.

Reakon it might have been 2001 but that's just being pedantic.

In any case, did you know...

That the award was almost given to Osama Bin Laden.

But the publishers got spooked and ran with Dubya.

Adolf Hitler was named Time's 'Man of the 20th Century.'

[Pseudo]

Hippos can run faster than humans.

That explains why Clive Waterhouse always gets ahead of his opponent...

[RustyCage]

63 Things You Might Not Have Known.......
1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.
2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had.
3. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
4. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
5. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
6. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
7. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
8. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
10. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
11. A 2x4 is 1-1/2 x 3-1/2
12. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
13. Every person has a unique tongue print.
14. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was albino.
15. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
16. During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.
17. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
18. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.
19. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
20. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart and nervous system, a few ounces enough to kill a small sized dog.
21. Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.
22. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
23. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
24. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
25. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
26. Dr. Seuss actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounded like Sue-ice.
27. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
28. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
29. During the California Gold Rush of 1849 miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years it was deemed more feasible to send the shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
30. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
31. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
32. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
33. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and lower, because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
34. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
35. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
36. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
37. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before!
38. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
39. There are four cars and eleven lightposts on the back of a $10 dollar bill.
40. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
41. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
42. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
43. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
44. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA'
45. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
46. The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!
47. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
48. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
49. Roses MAY Be red, but violets ARE, indeed, violet.
50. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
51. Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby-Doo.
52. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
53. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.
54. In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.
55. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
56. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said Elementary, my dear Watson.
57. An old law in Bellingham, Wash., made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
58. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokesmodel.
59. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
60. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
61. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
62. Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
63. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

[Rik E Boy]

Reb, I think you must be wrong on the 41,000 aboriginal issue. The government spends $3.5 Billion per year on Aboriginal affairs. on your figures this equates to ???? per person.

LMAO Coowrong. They don't let em all line up and give em all cash

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Nice work pafc. However, I remember or think I remember CD's appearing in 1982..two years before Born in the USA???

regards,

REB

[Blue Boy]

My fave

If my auntie had balls - she would be my uncle

[Coorong]

Hey Reb, Come out of the cave man. They almost do!

[MightyEagles]

Tell us something we don't know.

[Punk Rooster]

Nice work pafc. However, I remember or think I remember CD's appearing in 1982..two years before Born in the USA???

regards,

REB

Yes, but maybe they weren't manufactured in the US until then??? CD's were actually around in the 70's...

[Rik E Boy]

Hey Reb, Come out of the cave man. They almost do!

No my good sir it is you who have not ventured out of the cave with a comment like that one LOL.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Nice work pafc. However, I remember or think I remember CD's appearing in 1982..two years before Born in the USA???

regards,

REB

Yes, but maybe they weren't manufactured in the US until then??? CD's were actually around in the 70's...

Now that I didn't know. So who made em first? I don't remember seeing CD's in the 70's...just like their aren't any decent albums know LOL.

regards,

REB

[Dissident]

Late 70's I think - by Sony and... Phillips? I think.

But commercially available in '82 - that year I DO remember.

And I beleive RICOH created the first recordable CD (via burning), although I could be wrong.