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Postby JAS » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:32 pm

If you find yourself feeling a bit stretched and under pressure next Wednesday (Thursday for you I think) it might just be because of this thing... :shock: :wink:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... lt-it.html

Suddenly find yourself being inexplicably drawn northwards then on behalf of our mad scientists...ooooop sorry about that :oops:

...and the dolphins asked me to say 'so long and thanks for all the fish' :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3V2MNxQ

Anyone who can get BBC Radio4 can follow the end of the world live...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/bigbang/

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby JAS » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:00 pm

They are switching it on any minute now... 8-[ [-o<

So...just in case....thanks for everything....it's been a hoot (mostly) :lol: :wink:

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby JAS » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:18 pm

Geeez...talk about an anti-climax :roll:

They only sent the beam 3km....just tried again...10km this time.

Our news reckon it will be about 2hrs before it goes the full 27km.

Meanwhile the best the presenter (male) can do is question the scientist about why there are no women in the control centre and what a cultural imbalance that is.... :roll: :shock:

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby Dog_ger » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:56 pm

Send some, of whatever your on to C/- Dog-ger@Centralsfootyclub.com.au

We will have it analised and duplicated.

We will make $$$,000.000

:wink: :shock: :lol:
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It's only Money $$$ :)

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby JAS » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:40 pm

Dog_ger wrote:Send some, of whatever your on to C/- Dog-ger@Centralsfootyclub.com.au

We will have it analised and duplicated.

We will make $$$,000.000

:wink: :shock: :lol:


Haha....almost wish I was on something.

They've completed the first full circuit now....how boring was that?

Starting to think the 'experts' are on something though...one just explained the experiment as like trying to discover what mince pies are made of by smashing them together at almost the speed of light and examining the bits :roll: duh

....and the reporters...they just asked someone if they found the theoretical partical they're looking for...after an hour and a half :lol:

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby Punk Rooster » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:55 pm

i've been waing for the end of the world, so that I can score a hot looking chick, as everone wants to get laid 1 more time before they die!
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby stan » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:47 pm

Forgot about our impending doom today.....
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby JAS » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:25 pm

stan wrote:Forgot about our impending doom today.....


You didn't miss much :lol:

A computer screen that didn't seem to do anything much and a few cheering boffins....you'd think after 30 years of planning and spending £5bn they could have had something to see :roll:

Punk Rooster wrote:i've been waing for the end of the world, so that I can score a hot looking chick, as everone wants to get laid 1 more time before they die!


I tried using the 'end of the world' excuse :wink: ...he wasn't convinced :? ah well there's still chocolate and cake.

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby smac » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:24 am

Oh crap, didn't bother to do some work yesterday because I thought I wouldn't be here today. Does nothing run on time anymore? Can't even end the world on schedule...
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby Dutchy » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:42 am

thought this was another Telstra DOOM thread...
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby Pseudo » Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:24 pm

Large Hadron Collider - live webcams!

http://www.lhc-live.com/
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby JAS » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:36 pm

Pseudo wrote:Large Hadron Collider - live webcams!

http://www.lhc-live.com/


:lol: that's great

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby bulldogproud » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:56 pm

We may still be doomed - they don't actually collide the particles until mid October. I somehow think we will be safe though!
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby Snaggletooth Tiger » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:21 am

Punk Rooster wrote:i've been waing for the end of the world, so that I can score a hot looking chick, as everone wants to get laid 1 more time before they die!


That'll make the machine 'The Hard-On Collider' :wink:
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:27 am

Why didn't they get the black hole thing happening before Norwood won? :roll:
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby JAS » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:41 pm

Boys and their toys...typical...they've only gone and broken it already :roll: :lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7626944.stm

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby smac » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:47 am

Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby Pseudo » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:48 pm

smac wrote:Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...

She probably unplugged the LHC so she could plug in her vacuum cleaner...
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Re: We're all doomed

Postby JAS » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:19 pm

Pseudo wrote:
smac wrote:Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...

She probably unplugged the LHC so she could plug in her vacuum cleaner...


Oh right...so....what?.....you think it's going to clean itself? :lol:

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Re: We're all doomed

Postby smac » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:27 pm

JAS wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
smac wrote:Obviously the cleaning LADY stuffed something up while doing the mopping...

She probably unplugged the LHC so she could plug in her vacuum cleaner...


Oh right...so....what?.....you think it's going to clean itself? :lol:

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