Bogan - The definitive guide to all that is ...

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The definition of all that is ... BOGAN as described Wikipedia style. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bogan

Paste highlights here please. There's some gold amongst it.

My favourite: Self-Defence
Bogans are commonly found hanging out in bars or any other place where alcohol is served, and after a few beers have been drunk, a Bogan fight is imminent. This is somewhat akin to a 'chick fight' (or a 'bum fight'), but without the titillation (or Internet resale value) of either of the former. At the beginning of a Bogan fight, the traditional Bogan Battle cry, "Fack yas all!" can be heard. It is very uncommon for Bogan fights to be broken up by wives; they try to continue the fight because they think their husbands are better than Muhammad Ali.

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"Bogans are also known for eating large quantities of cheap takeaway foods such as Hungry Jack's, KFC, Pizza Hut, McDonald's and Domino's. However, the chief meal of a Bogan during their holy season of AFL, is the meat pie. The filling of the meat pie consists largely of rat's intestines, string, and low grade uranium. The resulting substance is mixed with a liquid known as "gravy", although the real constituents of this is unknown. After that, the resulting mixture is wrapped in a greasy, low quality pastry. This is often covered in a primitive tomato substitute known as "tomato sauce"."

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Some absolute gold in there!
Describes a few people i know very well!

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Yep, that's sensational SS!

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No reference to Port supporters?

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No reference to Port supporters?

Check the canadian reference