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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby The Big Shrek » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:36 pm

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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:42 pm

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Constance_Perm wrote:If she's tidy enough she could be whistling the Port Power theme song for all I care


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I can also hear choking noises in the background when that song is played


Why would a Cats fan be playing the Port song? :wink: Different storkes for different folks...
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Dirko » Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:33 pm

michael wrote:I can also hear choking noises in the background when that song is played


Pull back an inch.....
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Baron Greenback » Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:12 am

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michael wrote:I can also hear choking noises in the background when that song is played


Pull back an inch.....


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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby CENTURION » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:40 pm

Dunno, can't hear the music for all the screaming!
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Ingall » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:35 am

It's always a fight at my place. I want Queen's 'Fat Bottom Girls', and she wants 'Short Dick Man'.
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby silicone skyline » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:44 am

Ingall wrote:It's always a fight at my place. I want Queen's 'Fat Bottom Girls', and she wants 'Short Dick Man'.

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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Hazbeen » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:49 am

They say music tames the savage beast, my missus relaxs to the sounds of Michael Buble, Robbie Williams or Chris Izaak long enough for me to get some special cuddles every once in a while.

Although i don't think she appreciates "Smack my bitch up" by the Prodigy or "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails or even "the Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Johno37 » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:55 am

i just play intro's and that... that way it seems like im lasting longer than i am.

i dont bother playing a WHOLE song, unless im doin it 3 or 4 times
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby zipzap » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:49 pm

Pseudo wrote:My missus used to respond well to "The Rainbow Conection" by Kermit the Frog... :wink:


Gadzooks! I know another Snout who counts that as one of his favourite songs...now I know why!
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Pidge » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:38 pm

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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Media Park » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:25 pm

Johno37 wrote:i just play intro's and that... that way it seems like im lasting longer than i am.

i dont bother playing a WHOLE song, unless im doin it 3 or 4 times


i'd need a good album...
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Punk Rooster » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:50 pm

CENTURION wrote:Dunno, can't hear the music for all the screaming!

well try doing it with her consent...!
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Re: songs to do the deed to..

Postby Pseudo » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:36 am

Punk Rooster wrote:
CENTURION wrote:Dunno, can't hear the music for all the screaming!

well try doing it with her consent...!

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