Next time they ask me for Mr Squawk, I'm gonna say "wrong number, but try him on this number" and
give them a 1900 number to call that provides tarot card readings
give them the number to evict Jamie on Big Brother
give them the number for "who wants to be a minnionair"
and best of all
give them the number for Centrelink. They'll be on hold for three days!
LOL