Missing boobs - seriously

[Dogwatcher]

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 01,00.html

MORE than 130,000 pairs of plastic inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

Gallery: These breasts are plastic - but they are not lost

A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado said.

"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."

[wycbloods]

LMFAO .

[Rik E Boy]

LMFAO .

No, laughing your tits off. Could anyone who finds one of these objects please send them to Ralph because we feel a right tit that they've been lost. Police spokesmen have been keen to add thier support and have been keeping Ralph staff abreast of the latest developments.

regards,

REB

[Dogwatcher]

Don't go swimming there; too many white pointers.

[JK]

You wouldn't keep them if you found them anyway, wouldnt want the coppers to bust you.

Anyone swimming in the vicinty would be advised to use a pair of sNorkels.

[smac]

There's a lot of islands in the stream somewhere.

[Booney]

Probably get found by a Navy ship.

[Dogwatcher]

This one?

http://tu.tv/imagenes/videos/v/i/village-people-in-the-navy_imagenGrande.jpg

[Booney]

This one?

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Thats what my fear is,yes.

[SABRE]

A very interesting 'current' event.
Hope our Navy finds ‘em first !
The military just can’t get their hands on enough bazookas !

Of course, if they are truly lost, Davey Jones’ lockers are chockers with knockers !

[bayman]

so who actually made the boob boob by losing them in the first place ?

[Choccies]

It's all OK. Everyone relax and call off the search. The boobs have been found in Melbourne.

Ralph editor Santi Pintado said the incident had cost the magazine $30,000.

"If we'd found them a day later, it'd have been too late to get them on the next issue," Pintado said.

"You'd think the Chinese economy was in enough trouble without misplacing 130,000 pairs of boobs."

How does he come up with that conclusion I wonder ??

[Thiele]

they have been found http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/stor ... 85,00.html

[bayman]

"You'd think the Chinese economy was in enough trouble without misplacing 130,000 pairs of boobs."

all you have to do is go to oakbank at easter or to melbourne on oaks day & you'll see mainly real ones all day long