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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:37 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Pseudo wrote:think "those Magpies aren't so bad, really..."

Scrub that. I had a skinful last night and distinctly remember joining in a rendition of "cheer the black and the white" with a couple of Port blokes... :oops:


To quote the old AFL ad... "I'd like to see that!" :lol: :lol:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Booney » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:45 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Pseudo wrote:think "those Magpies aren't so bad, really..."

Scrub that. I had a skinful last night and distinctly remember joining in a rendition of "cheer the black and the white" with a couple of Port blokes... :oops:


To quote the old AFL ad... "I'd like to see that!" :lol: :lol:


Sweet, been a while since I have had real reason to sing it, but hey go for it !
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby TroyGFC » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:14 am

SJABC wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Pseudo wrote:think "those Magpies aren't so bad, really..."

Scrub that. I had a skinful last night and distinctly remember joining in a rendition of "cheer the black and the white" with a couple of Port blokes... :oops:


:twisted:

Yeah I confess, though we did have everyone singing "A Tiger For Me" while stripper was dancing due to the radio not working.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby whatcha got there? » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:23 am

Footy Chick wrote:Was having a discussion at work today and the subject of burping came up.

I happened to mention that I can't burp. I just simply can't do it. I've even had people try and teach me how but it's just one of those things that I simply can't do, now matter how hard I try.

That and Canasta.

What can't you do?


i cant do the following:
move my little toes.
fully extend both of my thumbs.
say the word "digitally".
move without some joint of mine cracking.
slur my "r"'s.


wow, just take me out the farm and shoot me hahaha. "WGT is going for a holiday at the farm kiddies" :lol:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Drop Bear » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:44 am

pat a cat.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Hondo » Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:52 am

Whistle
In between signatures .....
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby JK » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:06 am

Juggle
Curl my tongue
Stop at 1 Beer
Exercise as regularly as I should
Concentrate for long periods
Watch Frasier
Play Golf as well as I'd like
Win Lotto
Eat Honey, Mushrooms, Eggplant or Olives
Remember what other things I can't do
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby silicone skyline » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:29 am

Sit on the floor and cross my legs.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby aceman » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:30 am

What can't I do?


I can't get over FC thinking of this dumb question!


Thanks for coming yesterday FC, was very good of you to be the only person from this forum to venture to Ram Park. Saved me heaps but cheers anyway!
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:34 am

I'm full of dumb questions Ace :D :lol:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby TEX07 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:42 am

spel wel
hola acabo de hacer que el yo se resuelve lo que este los medios en español
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby heater31 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:55 pm

silicone skyline wrote:Sit on the floor and cross my legs.



Like in Junior Primary School???? same here my glutes/hamstrings etc don't stretch that far anymore
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Choccies » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:51 pm

heater31 wrote:
silicone skyline wrote:Sit on the floor and cross my legs.



Like in Junior Primary School???? same here my glutes/hamstrings etc don't stretch that far anymore


I can sit on the floor with my legs crossed...... I just cant get up once I've done it !!!!

I cant stand the smell or taste of coffee.... :vom:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby silicone skyline » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:09 pm

heater31 wrote:
silicone skyline wrote:Sit on the floor and cross my legs.


Like in Junior Primary School???? same here my glutes/hamstrings etc don't stretch that far anymore


Yep, I dunno what's wrong with me.
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:14 pm

silicone skyline wrote:
heater31 wrote:
silicone skyline wrote:Sit on the floor and cross my legs.


Like in Junior Primary School???? same here my glutes/hamstrings etc don't stretch that far anymore


Yep, I dunno what's wrong with me.


Where do we start? :lol: ;)
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby silicone skyline » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:24 pm

Calm down fisty. :lol:
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby JK » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:28 pm

Choccies wrote:I cant stand the smell or taste of coffee.... :vom:


Yeah same, never had a hot or Iced Coffee, always hated the flavour of coffee
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby The Real Number 3 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:37 pm

Cant:

Play footy in the Amateur League again
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Felch » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:56 pm

Curl my tongue
Burp
Function on a daily basis without Coffee
Iron clothes
My kids hair
Make a bed - to my wife's standards anyway (the ironing is a similar issue)
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Re: What CANT you do?

Postby Q. » Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:40 pm

I can't pat my head, rub my belly and take a leak at the same time without urinating on myself.



I can't be civilised.
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