Dog washer recommendations

[Sploosh]

I'm looking for a dog washer who will travel to the Marion area.

My usual dog washer seems to have gone missing, not answering phone calls etc.

Any recommendations would be great; someone you use who is professional, reliable etc.

If you know of someone, could you pass on their name, phone number etc?

[JK]

Call Hydro Dog mate, Kitey will help ya out

[Dogwatcher]

I have plenty of recommendations mate - but my name's Dogwatcher.
If you want some help, at least get my name right.

[Ian]

Most vets love dog washes, the buisness they get from skin diseases etc. is great fot their business.

[am Bays]

I'm looking for a dog washer who will travel to the Marion area.

My usual dog washer seems to have gone missing, not answering phone calls etc.

Any recommendations would be great; someone you use who is professional, reliable etc.

If you know of someone, could you pass on their name, phone number etc?

F*** how hard is it

Ingrediants
1 x hose attached to tap
1 x Decore shampoo (any household shampoo will do)
1 x lead

Method
Sneak up behind dog and apply liberal amount of shampoo on its back
Turn hose on full bore and squart said dog with water
Rub shampoo into dog's coat ensure you give behind the ears and the lower back a good rub to placate dog
Turn on hose again and rinse dog thoroughly

Chain dog to verandah or patio post to dry (so the bastard dosn't go rubbing itself through the garden so you have to repeat the process gain) and run away quickly so you don't get drenched when it shakes itself...

Go to beer fridge and crack beer for job well done

5 mins tops

*rolls eyes* dog washers seriously....

[The Ash Man]

I'm looking for a dog washer who will travel to the Marion area.

My usual dog washer seems to have gone missing, not answering phone calls etc.

Any recommendations would be great; someone you use who is professional, reliable etc.

If you know of someone, could you pass on their name, phone number etc?

F*** how hard is it

Ingrediants
1 x hose attached to tap
1 x Decore shampoo (any household shampoo will do)
1 x lead

Method
Sneak up behind dog and apply liberal amount of shampoo on its back
Turn hose on full bore and squart said dog with water
Rub shampoo into dog's coat ensure you give behind the ears and the lower back a good rub to placate dog
Turn on hose again and rinse dog thoroughly

Chain dog to verandah or patio post to dry (so the bastard dosn't go rubbing itself through the garden so you have to repeat the process gain) and run away quickly so you don't get drenched when it shakes itself...

Go to beer fridge and crack beer for job well done

5 mins tops

*rolls eyes* dog washers seriously....

[Farbs]

I'm looking for a dog washer who will travel to the Marion area.

My usual dog washer seems to have gone missing, not answering phone calls etc.

Any recommendations would be great; someone you use who is professional, reliable etc.

If you know of someone, could you pass on their name, phone number etc?

F*** how hard is it

Ingrediants
1 x hose attached to tap
1 x Decore shampoo (any household shampoo will do)
1 x lead

Method
Sneak up behind dog and apply liberal amount of shampoo on its back
Turn hose on full bore and squart said dog with water
Rub shampoo into dog's coat ensure you give behind the ears and the lower back a good rub to placate dog
Turn on hose again and rinse dog thoroughly

Chain dog to verandah or patio post to dry (so the bastard dosn't go rubbing itself through the garden so you have to repeat the process gain) and run away quickly so you don't get drenched when it shakes itself...

Go to beer fridge and crack beer for job well done

5 mins tops

*rolls eyes* dog washers seriously....

Gold!!

[rod_rooster]

I'm looking for a dog washer who will travel to the Marion area.

My usual dog washer seems to have gone missing, not answering phone calls etc.

Any recommendations would be great; someone you use who is professional, reliable etc.

If you know of someone, could you pass on their name, phone number etc?

F*** how hard is it

Ingrediants
1 x hose attached to tap
1 x Decore shampoo (any household shampoo will do)
1 x lead

Method
Sneak up behind dog and apply liberal amount of shampoo on its back
Turn hose on full bore and squart said dog with water
Rub shampoo into dog's coat ensure you give behind the ears and the lower back a good rub to placate dog
Turn on hose again and rinse dog thoroughly

Chain dog to verandah or patio post to dry (so the bastard dosn't go rubbing itself through the garden so you have to repeat the process gain) and run away quickly so you don't get drenched when it shakes itself...

Go to beer fridge and crack beer for job well done

5 mins tops

*rolls eyes* dog washers seriously....

x2

[Punk Rooster]

shame on those encouraging the Glenelg supporter...

[Sploosh]

Dog washer sourced and employed. Thanks all for either your help or the depth of your concern. Much appreciated!